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Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's right, you can't truly hate others till you can hate yourself.
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Revision #3

-Pikkle
-Rimbaud
-Verawench
-Head Prosthesis
-Larry King Monkey
-Myself
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Very Lyncheybonbon and beyond. I just DL'd a bunch of stuff from http://www.droplift.org/download.shtml

Funny part was Monkey Business where Peter Sellers (I think) talking about the monkey right about the same time you posted the LK Monkey.

Cool!
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's from one of my fave photography sites.
A man trots the globe taking pictures of industrial ruins. Glorious architectural garbage.

http://www.abandoned-places.com/
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's beautiful. Can the Larry King monkey get on the list there Amnesiac?
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You guys found Uncle Larry!!! He's been missing for weeks now...
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

larrrrrry
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No.
What's with that scary looking glory hole?
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, Head, have you seen a picture of that monkey that looks like Larry King?
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah... heh... and I thought I had angst.
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, I'd say that poems prett sick and fucked up. But so is Easter, when you think of it. What a fitting tribute to this joyous holiday.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

V-arpy since she was the one doing all the talking, and talking, and talking ...
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Fuck Valentine's Day"

Oooh! I started that one, with good reasons. And which mess do you mean, Lars or Varpy? Tough pick...
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My sister was amusing herself this morning and came up with this poem. Isn't it precious?

"
Once upon an Easter Morning,
when I woke up lazily yawning,
I beheld,to my surprize,
Pair of little, beady eyes...
Staring, as if in a daze,
Right at me-with luring gaze!
My head spun with thoughts perverse....
( too obscene to put in verse!)
And through darkness, scared to err,
I reached out, and grabbed...some furr......
'Twas a Bunny! Plump and Round!
Squeeking with an eager sound!
So i spread his fuzzy legs...
"let us see how much he begs
For my Love so pure and True!
Holy Spirit-guide me through!"

.....and in Virgin Mary's name
I indulged in carnal shame...... "
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

There was a Fuck Valentine's Day thread... Pretty depressing too. V-arpy got all maudlin over Lars for some reason... Still trying to decipher that mess.
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

This could start a new trend. Hating everyone on Easter. Man, fuck the Easter Bunny. I'd rather get a basket of hate than a basket of chocolate rabbit droppings.

HATE!!! HATE!!! HATE!!!

Ahahahaha! That's gay!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh man. That was too easy.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You don't understand though. Pikkle has GayBans on. Everything looks gay to him.

Vera well, she likes those pasty pretty boys. She does. She's has an affinity for soft, pale, docile gay boys. "The better to sink my teeth into..." -Wolf

Rimbaud? I don't know. Could be something he ate.
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Alright, Head, but only because you asked nicely.

Revision #2

-Pikkle
-Rimbaud
-Verawench
-Head Prosthesis

Special Note: (Hell, you think this post is gay? Check out my profile. Even worse.)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OOH, OOH, PICK ME!!!
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Before anyone else does it, I'll go ahead and do it first.

"Ahahahaha. That's gay."

Yes, I know. Such is my point.
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Revision.

-Pikkle
-Rimbaud
-Verawench

Side note: People are such fucking assholes. This used to be such a nice, friendly, fun forum. Now its all hatred.

I fucking love what hatred does to people.

If there IS a Christ, I must be the anti Christ.
Mkmiller
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

yawn
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hahahahahaha!!! That's gay.
Amnesiac
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 9:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I figured since I was already referred to as coming from a 'frat' house (which I highly resent) and having one of my posts referred to as 'gay' (which I also resent) , I might as well turn into a lecherous scumbag myself and live up to everyone's high expectations. Thus was born this post. Here I will list those forum members that I harbor extreme hatred towards. I encourage you all to do the same. If we can't all get along, then fuck it!!! Let's all just hate eachother.

Happy motherfucking Easter!!!!

Feel free to let the HATE flow!!!! Come one, come all to the 2002 HATEFEST!!!! Sponsored by Absente. (The only TRUE Absinthe.) (That was a joke, before any of you assholes decide to slam me for it.)

Amnesiac's List O' Hated 2002 (so far)

-Pikkle (For being himself.)
-Rimbaud (For being a petty forum thug.)

***Disclaimer: List is subject to revision.***

Short list. But I'm sure I'll get so many people that hate me from doing this annoying, childish post, that my list will keep on growing and growing and growing!!! The cycle of hate will never end and I'll die a bitter old man, clutching a bottle of Hill's to my chest, since I won't be able to afford decent Absinthe at that point.

Well, here's your chance everyone!!! HATE AWAY!!!!

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