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Baz
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 2:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

D'OH!!!!!!!!
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 2:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Baz, you gonna get a big ol' can of whup-ass planted under your car. Lord Hobgoblin is IRISH.
Baz
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 1:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HOBS-
gotta agree with that number ten. I can't stand little misbehaving bastards-until I meet their parents and realize why they are little misbehaving bastards. Those little fuckers are going to be in court with me someday.

By the way, if comparing you to the french didn't piss you off, I have to ask-are you really English?
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 1:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

R-E-C-E-I-V-I-N-G.
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 1:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So what are you the? Are you a teenager who shouts moronic slogans at his friends or a plastic twisty that holds a bread bag shut.

Hobgoblin
Rimbaud
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 1:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm so honored;
I'm first on the list.
You sad little twit,
Come sit on my fist.
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I hate twisties. You know, those little paper or plastic covered wires you use to hold bread bags shut? Only they never untwist right?

Fuckers.

Those thingies, and sobriety, are my two greatest foes.

By the way Hobby, I just wanted to say 'Whazzup!'

Whazzup!
Nascentvirion
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 11:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ahh thats a good one hobgoblin, I totally forgot telemarketing. I must get 13 to 20 calls a day from those bastards. Also, another thing I hate are webpages with Pop Up Ads. Whats next someone inventing a machine to project advertsing slogans and commercials in our dreams when we sleep at night ??
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 10:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

How about smug Irish OED'ers who thrice misspell "receiving" as "recieving"? ;-)
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 10:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

My top 10 hates (not necessarily in order of hatred).

1. Teenagers (and most people under 23) especially when they shout comments like "Keep it real, man" across the street at their friends and make moronic gestures with their hands.

2. Also people saying "Whazzup" (fuck Budweiser for launching their advert and inflicting this expression upon us).

3. People in large cars who think that every small car should get off the road and let them through (even when there is a queue of slow traffic in front of you and there's nowhere to go).

4. Being stopped in the street by someone carrying out a market research survey.

5. Recieving telephone calls from someone trying to sell something (even when my phone number is ex-directory).

6. Recieving junk advertising text messages on my mobile phone.

7. Recieving any text message on my mobile phone.

8. Estate agents putting leaflets through my door telling me that they have a long list of potential buyers for houses just like mine (Fuck off, if I wanted to sell my house I'd contact you).

9. People who spit on the streets.

10. Parents who let their kids run all over the place in supermarkets and then smile at you and say "isn't he/she sweet" when the little brat runs into you causing you to drop your basket of shopping on the floor.

Hobgoblin
Nascentvirion
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 9:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Things I hate

1. Going into Wal Mart- worst place on earth

2. People saying Whazzup- I hope this trend passes soon

3. Who Wants to Be a Millionare- ABC has burnt people out on this I think

4. Waiting- Probably on everyones list

5. Disney Movies - It's really lame that they are making sequels to the older films because its evident they have run out of Ideas

6. Teenage Drivers- Little Bastards arent paying attention, could kill someone.

7. The Mall- Second Worse place on earth.

8. Hillbillies- Inbreeding & Country Music enough said.

9. Southern Rock- For Bikers and Forty Year olds in small town bars. Gross

10. The Weather- always seems to be shitty whenever I want to go out. Probably does this to others too.
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 8:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was just wondering how many people are posting on this thread?
Larsbogart
Posted on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 6:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Revision list #3, give reason for hating each. Limit each reason to 500 words or less.
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Roachman Cometh...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Like a Kafkaesque Porno
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And let the bed bugs bite...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sleep tight
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

heeheehee It's a good one
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ok, I'm going to bed.
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

FUCK YOU!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

in English class...
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Who?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I borrowed it from Henry...
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

EMP-T - "Son of Satan"

Hahaha, love it.

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