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Larsbogart
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 9:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Quote:
"TIRE -- noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
Quote:
"I.B.Puffin:
It's only a matter of a few months now. God willin' and the creek don't rise."

HYPOTHETICALLY I have suspected that some of you here in Absintheland might actually be two people. [Like the Halle Berry/ Halle Isenberg Pepsi commercial.]
You two above have become obvious, HYPOTHETICALLY.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 10:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Lars if you're going to misquote me,
please misquote me more HYPOTHETICALLY.
_Blackjack
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 9:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

As a matter of fact, if I could be pleasured with the antics of Blackjack dancing about ala Fred Astaire in a snug black patent-leather frockcoat



Hypothetically is the only way I can dance...
Baz
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 9:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

mmmmm-MMMMMMM!!!
crotch sloppin
_Blackjack
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 9:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

That shit did not want to burn.



I've had the same problem with teddy bears.
Larsbogart
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 9:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Quote:
"You don't have to pick me there fella. This is all HYPOTHETICAL ehem, I uh...
humrp... I mean, if you know what I'm sayin'?"

If you were not picked back dont feel you are HYPOTHETICALLY undesireable.

Have a nasty, sweaty, face down,
ass up, fat slappin', crotch sloppin',
room rockin', Russian hands and romin' fingers whore-gay day.
:)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 8:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"There was a crop of bush and titties planted by those mugs"

AHAAA!!!
Hey Wolfie, think about the squeazin's you could purloin out of the old Porn Fairy.


Sorry Louchey didn't mean to discount you. Just hadn't looked up from my crotch long enough to read down further.
Baz
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 6:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I expected that a limerick would be right down your alley, head!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 6:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

My new hero, Mister Baz, you got me rollin' boiiiiyyyyy!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Baz
Posted on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 5:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

There once was a man named head
who took some porn from the dead
he realized with a wince
as he destroyed the evidence
that he should have just shoved it back under the bed.
Blue
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 11:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The only organ I want to have is my Liver. Well, maybe one other...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 7:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Head spilled his seed on some Juggs

Burnin' them made him all bugs

So he shoveled 'em into the ground

And when the grown ups came around

There was a crop of bush and titties planted by those mugs
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 7:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What? Bein' all hypno-thetical and all.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 7:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Naughty, Naughty!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 7:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

On 2nd thought, Here's what I'd rather do
Instead of pulling for myself,
I'd rather be feelin' Blue.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 5:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

To this day I kick
myself for burning
that collection...

Sigh... I loved those JUGGS.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 5:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I want Head to scatter his porno collection over Lake Michigan."

Funny story, when my father passed away, my half-sister and I were cleaning out his things. We found a file drawer full of JUGGS Magazines (at least 3 years worth). She looked over at me and said "We can't let Grandma see this!"

I'll take care of it. I said

A year or two later I felt a need to purge the porn. So I took it up to Manistee to burn it in a fire at my friends cabin. That shit did not want to burn. We burned and burned for three nights and decided to just bury the little scraps under the dirt.

About a week later my friends Dad and Mom were up there and apparently little bits of nipples and beavers were popping up all over the place.

JEFFERY!!!! What's been going on up at the cabin with those "FRIENDS" of yours???
Morriganlefey
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 3:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

BJ & Chev -

I can be hypothetically single, but I shall NEVER forget about frockcoats.

As a matter of fact, if I could be pleasured with the antics of Blackjack dancing about ala Fred Astaire in a snug black patent-leather frockcoat WHILE enjoying the afore-mentioned Forum Member Feast, I believe my evening would be complete.

- M
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 2:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was musing and joking at the same time. I meant that you and Dr. O were a sort of unintentionally allied "terrible twosome" ;-) during last week's Forum brawl. Made me recall Japanese monster flicks with Godzilla and Rodan vs. Whatever.
Timk
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 2:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I want Dr. O and TimK to meet."

Whats your reasoning behind that?
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 2:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Last night, I dreamed I was a werewolf. I could talk to cats, dogs, and children.

I didn't eat anybody or anything, but I did have a mudball fight with some kids.

Then I set to howling. I found an parking garage thing with acoustics that amplified the noise a hundred fold. Police helicopters came. I told them 'Ooooowwwrrrrooouuuuu!!!'

It's not that I didn't want to eat anybody. I just hadn't got round to it. I decided when I was bored howling I would eat the police.

And then my damn alarm went off.
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 2:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I want Verawench to be totally comprehensible.

I want Don to be a Mormon.

I want Morrigan to forget about frock coats.

I want Kallisti to distill absinthe.

I want Marc to live in Bakersfield and play the harpsichord.

I want Dr. O and TimK to meet.

I want Dr. O's wife to wrestle a hairy Wiccan.

I want Head to scatter his porno collection over Lake Michigan.

I want all the Feuilles d'Absinthe spoons. That, at least, is true!
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 2:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is that what you want them to be? Is that what you want yourself to be?
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 1:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I mean, how hypothetical can we get here? Can Morrigan be hypothetically single? Can Marc be a hypothetical six-foot redheaded women in a leather corset? Can I hypothetically have multiple penis-tenicles like in that anime...?

(Um, sorry, I went too far there...)
Admin
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 10:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Head Puddin'"!

I blush just thinkin' about it!
Morriganlefey
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 10:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Now when Head said "HAVE any Forum Member for Breakfast, Lunch or Dindin" I took it literally and imagined nibblin' & noshin' gently ON that member. (Was I WRONG in that interpretation? Or exquisitely RIGHT??!)

So I'll have a sardonic Kallisti appeti-teaser for starters, followed by a Vera/Carfax sandwich (petulant/brainy-gal and gothy/otherworldly-boy do it for me). Then last but certainly not least some silly-sweet Head Puddin' for deeeeezert.

Seconds?

- M
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 9:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ever had your eyebrows licked...FROM THE INSIDE?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 9:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No I just need to trash this computer.
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 9:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wenchilita, if ever I am again in Texas, I will be glad to drop by for coffee, crumb cake, and ass in the air crotch sloppin sex.

(hey- two outta three ain't bad...)
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 9:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Heh. You REALLY need to get laid.

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