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Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 9:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I wasn't talkin' coffee and crumb cakes, sunday
driving here.

I was talkin' nasty, sweaty, face down,
ass up, fat slappin', crotch sloppin',
room rockin', Russian hands and romin' fingers,
never gonna happen HYPOTHECTICAL
"Manage dee Twat".
Abelard
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 8:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

To the question
"Have I ever had my eyebrows licked??"..
By anyone other than myself
I must reply...
"No,..But there's a first time for everyone and everything," he pondered.....
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 8:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Abelard - Ever have your eyebrows licked?
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 8:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Also: if Monsieur Rabbit converses half as well as he writes, I will gladly have him over for some iced coffee and crumb cake, sit him in a comfy armchair and enjoy the company.
Abelard
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It has come
to my
attention...
That I did receive
a mention.
Not from
Heloise, Lida or Hera..
but from the damsel
Vera.
hmmmmm...
Destiny
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 7:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Knobgobbler gets my vote for the obvious reason.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 7:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Excellent choice. I would hope also that you'd ride the HYPOTHECTICAL hell out of it.
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 7:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kristy!

Cuz he/she/it don't get no luvin. Plus, it was a purely hypothetical person, so hypothetical twinky squeezin seems appropriate.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 7:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

In reality, me, would be my first choice also.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 7:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Myself.
On a 'cuz I'm always busy that way anyway. Might as well stick w/a proven winner.

LL the onanist
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I've seen him without his vintage liquor treatise book and he's just as desirable,

ehem, I uh...
humrp... I mean, if you know what I'm sayin'?
Wolfgang
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I would pick Artemis if he could bring his vintage liquor treatise book. Well in fact I would prefer a whole list of people including most of the old timers (yes Heady, that includes you). I hope this wish will comes true at the NYC GT.
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If it did I would have chosen Wolfgang also or that new charmer, Abelard.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Good enough!
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I didn't think attractiveness figured into this choice.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

His silver hair?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is it his manly aggressiveness?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What HYPOTEHTICALLY attracts you to him?
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I pick Don Walsh.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

YEAH BOOBY GIRLS!!! YEAH!!!
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*bats eyelashes*

You're all so handsome, I just can't decide which one I like the best!

btw - I know some dancers who can fuck up a poll pretty damn good.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come on Wolf. Nobody can fuck up this poll.

teehee...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So who's your pick Wolfie? You don't have to pick me there fella. This is all HYPOTHETICAL

Go on sport...
Wolfgang
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 6:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ok, I would be pleased to serve you some absinthe for breakfast but I ain`t gay either ;-).
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 5:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HYPOTHETICAL


Queer or not!

If you could have any Forum Member
For Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Who would you choose?



I'll go first.

If I was a rump ranger, and I'm not. I would have to go with the playful, boyish, charm of a certain French Canadian.

The twinkle toothed Wolfgang. (You won me over with the maple syrup, guy! Too bad I ain't gay, eh?)

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