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Lust Fest 2002

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Chevalier
Posted on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 2:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Please don't mention the word "cut"! And as for razor blades and bathtubs ...
Petermarc
Posted on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 10:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

actually, the un-cut version is the one to see,
then everything makes sense...and, of course, it loses
alot in translation...
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 8:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

French film. "The Piano Lesson". Protagonist vomits on her lover while giving him oral sex. This same woman gets off by slicing her most intimate part with a razor blade. And yes, you see it.

Oh yes, she also spies on lovers at drive-in theaters and urinates with excitement.

Almost forgot: she goes to porn shop booths and sniffs the used kleenex in the waste baskets.

This film won awards in Europe. It shows at art houses worldwide.

:-P
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I feel ya.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Can you hear me now?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Double doink
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Doink
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I like the able-bodied
family waiting for their
groceries...


"Mommy, when is the Pink Dot
Man cumming. I'm so very hungry."

Lazy Ass White Folks
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think less is a given.
Blue
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*putting head down, dialing pizza guy and Pink Dot on cell*

You got thirty minutes or less.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Lay back down in the back seat and go back to sleep. We'll wake you up to get us a six-pack when we're done.
Blue
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow -- the game changed while I was gone -- that's heady stuff.

*VHS box upside mine for bad punnage*

You missed, jackass! Let me know if you guys want to be alone.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Absinthe, miracles, and Benson and Hedges, they go together for folks who cum together.
Admin
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

head, liver, frankie goes to hollywood, absinthe & miracle hedges ... they go together!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You got it girl!
Admin
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*spit*


hrrmmm?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Buck up woman, the trip can be nauseating, but the rewards will gag you.
Admin
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

the head & liver show ...


eeeeeeeewwwwww.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pikkle from other corner sez:
"That's gay."
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just what is the protocol between two (supposed) heterosexuals that spill each others man juice on each other?

"Eh hem, excuse me friend
I seem to have excreted my
pecker snot onto your
ballsac."

Oh My, It seems you have.
This is a sticky situation, indeed!


Head from the corner watching,
"Get yerself a towel! You'll be allright"
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

More like bashin' B-Bs.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 12:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

See I don't like my balls slappin' against some other dudes, friend or not.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 12:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just thought I'd give you two some time alone that's all...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 12:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, my baby Blue. Looks like we're the only lusty ones. Goody.
Been in a rainy woods lately?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 11:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rollin' on E in a car in a rainstorm while makin' out, wipin' the pecker snot off the Harold and Maude VHS box on the dash, with a string of Xmas lights as a choker.
Blue
Posted on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 12:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Jumping into the fray with both feet...

Things that give the good flip to the stomach:

Walking barefoot at night through warm puddles after a rain in Orlando, rolling on E, checking out Christmas lights

Girls who can kiss, what like kissing other girls who can kiss

Eric Roberts. 'Til the day I die. Now matter how he decides to desecrate himself.

Pecker snot.

Magic and the circus.

Making out for hours in a car in the rain, windows all steamed up

A dark night of the soul, a month after the bout.

*Maude throws the ring off the dock.* "Now I'll always know where it is."

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