| Author |
Message |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 2:17 pm: |   |
Please don't mention the word "cut"! And as for razor blades and bathtubs ... |
Petermarc
| | Posted on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 10:52 am: |   |
actually, the un-cut version is the one to see, then everything makes sense...and, of course, it loses alot in translation... |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 8:49 am: |   |
French film. "The Piano Lesson". Protagonist vomits on her lover while giving him oral sex. This same woman gets off by slicing her most intimate part with a razor blade. And yes, you see it. Oh yes, she also spies on lovers at drive-in theaters and urinates with excitement. Almost forgot: she goes to porn shop booths and sniffs the used kleenex in the waste baskets. This film won awards in Europe. It shows at art houses worldwide. :-P |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:22 pm: |   |
I feel ya. |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:20 pm: |   |
Can you hear me now? |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:18 pm: |   |
Double doink |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:11 pm: |   |
Doink |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 6:06 pm: |   |
I like the able-bodied family waiting for their groceries... "Mommy, when is the Pink Dot Man cumming. I'm so very hungry." Lazy Ass White Folks |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 3:19 pm: |   |
I think less is a given. |
Blue
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:27 pm: |   |
*putting head down, dialing pizza guy and Pink Dot on cell* You got thirty minutes or less. |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:21 pm: |   |
Lay back down in the back seat and go back to sleep. We'll wake you up to get us a six-pack when we're done. |
Blue
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:20 pm: |   |
Wow -- the game changed while I was gone -- that's heady stuff. *VHS box upside mine for bad punnage* You missed, jackass! Let me know if you guys want to be alone. |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:09 pm: |   |
Absinthe, miracles, and Benson and Hedges, they go together for folks who cum together. |
Admin
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 2:03 pm: |   |
head, liver, frankie goes to hollywood, absinthe & miracle hedges ... they go together! |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:43 pm: |   |
You got it girl! |
Admin
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:39 pm: |   |
*spit* hrrmmm? |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:29 pm: |   |
Buck up woman, the trip can be nauseating, but the rewards will gag you. |
Admin
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:20 pm: |   |
the head & liver show ... eeeeeeeewwwwww. |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:09 pm: |   |
Pikkle from other corner sez: "That's gay." |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:07 pm: |   |
Just what is the protocol between two (supposed) heterosexuals that spill each others man juice on each other? "Eh hem, excuse me friend I seem to have excreted my pecker snot onto your ballsac." Oh My, It seems you have. This is a sticky situation, indeed! Head from the corner watching, "Get yerself a towel! You'll be allright" |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 1:01 pm: |   |
More like bashin' B-Bs. |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 12:56 pm: |   |
See I don't like my balls slappin' against some other dudes, friend or not. |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 12:55 pm: |   |
I just thought I'd give you two some time alone that's all... |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 12:53 pm: |   |
Hey, my baby Blue. Looks like we're the only lusty ones. Goody. Been in a rainy woods lately? |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 11:50 am: |   |
Rollin' on E in a car in a rainstorm while makin' out, wipin' the pecker snot off the Harold and Maude VHS box on the dash, with a string of Xmas lights as a choker. |
Blue
| | Posted on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 12:57 am: |   |
Jumping into the fray with both feet... Things that give the good flip to the stomach: Walking barefoot at night through warm puddles after a rain in Orlando, rolling on E, checking out Christmas lights Girls who can kiss, what like kissing other girls who can kiss Eric Roberts. 'Til the day I die. Now matter how he decides to desecrate himself. Pecker snot. Magic and the circus. Making out for hours in a car in the rain, windows all steamed up A dark night of the soul, a month after the bout. *Maude throws the ring off the dock.* "Now I'll always know where it is." |
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