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Louched_Liver
Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

(Spinning w/eyes closed to lose direction.)
Blue
Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 11:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sometimes getting lost is the only way to get found.
Destiny
Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If you've already passed intercourse you can get to lover through the back alley.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 7:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm married, so passing intercourse happens regularly. Now to figure out how to stop at lover.
Wormwood
Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 5:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I drove through PA once and passed exits for Intercourse and Lover on the same trip.
Etienne
Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 3:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

How about Climax, Mich.?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 12:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nope, Intercourse Pa., though.
Destiny
Posted on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 9:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Has anyone been to Weiner, Arkansas?
Rimbaud
Posted on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 9:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I cannot recall the type of garment worn by the Doug Hennings. I don't remember any wieners, though.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's only an "ILL-OOOOOO-SION"!
Destiny
Posted on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 6:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Were the Doug Henning clones wearning rainbow stretch jumpsuits with their wieners showing?
Rimbaud
Posted on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 2:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I used to have these dreams when I was a kid, like age 5 or 6. I say dreams, because I would have them several times a week. Sorta like a mini-series. Anyway, it involved this suburban town which was half made up of Doug Henning clones and half made up of clones of my Mom's friend's husband (average height, stocky build, black hair combed to the side, and a big furry black moustache). He was sort of the anti-Doug Henning. Anyway, basically the dreams involved these two groups kidnapping me back and forth from one camp to the other, as if I was some sort of prize or something. Very strange indeed. I don't know if that made any sense, but I had to purge.
Sicboy13
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 10:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

wow... :-0
Destiny
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 10:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh yeah, the guy in Harlem that does the 24" afros. He rocks!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 7:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No, the hairdresser.
Destiny
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 5:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Doug Henning the magician?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 5:04 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Guess I'd better pour one, huh?
Admin
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 5:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

*cough* we're still here ....
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just woke up, and I'm STILL drunk.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey I'm poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey I'm cock -o- doodle doooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I love yooooooo MARCY THE HOMOEROTICPSYCHOTICAL POOH!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

All of a sudden Doug Henning really bores me...
Marccampbell
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

rebecca, i am drunk...and you are bootiful.
Admin
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

also, IT HAS ALWAYS SUCKED SHIT. you just haven't been bored with it until now.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

posting
Admin
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

marc, yer drunker than I am .... and that's sayin' sumfin.
Marccampbell
Posted on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 4:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

faceuptothefactstheforumhasbeensuckingshitlately.

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