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Wormwood
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 7:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Drinking and money: After years of reasearch, I find the more I drink the less money I have.

Replacment weiner: That would come in handy if I ever had to count to eleven.

Frogs being poisoned: Reminds me of the story on 111 of Absinthe History in a bottle.
Tank A : Distilled water
Tank B : Seawater
Tank C : Spring water
Tank D : Spring water and absinthe.
Fish and frogs are added to each tank.
The fish all die in tanks A,B&C, but they live in tank D.
The frog all leave Tanks A,B&C and move into Tank D
Barsnake
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I hope the penis replacemnet was not done with a pinky
- Here's pointin' at you!
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 7:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gettingsane:

Stop shouting, or I will be forced to give you a lecture on the history of orthography and the importance of the development of the miniscule.
Gettingsane
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 9:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

THE AMPHIBIANS ARE AN INDICATOR SPECIES
ANY AREA AMPHIBIANLESS=EQUALS POLLUTION
OR SOME KIND OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL PRISTINE ELEMENT
ARE SO FRAIL THE OZONE DEPLETION THE MORTALITY AS WELL AS BIRTH DEFECTS INCREASE FROM OUT THERE
Gettingsane
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

THE PERMEABLE SKIN OF THE AMPHIBIANS
ARE SO SUSSEPTABLE THAT THAT CHEMICAL
ARE RUDEMENTARY IN A SHORT WHILE ILL FATHOM MASS EXTINCTION IN THE OZONE DEPLETION SAGA THE CHEMICAL QUICK SO UV CATASTROPHIC OUT THERE
Larsbogart
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 9:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Asked if people should be worried, he also said: "We don't know."
Sounds like its too late to worry.
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 8:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Right back at ya

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/04/16/frog.mutations.ap/index.html
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 8:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ok, well, I have to pull my own ananova on ya

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_209529.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
Marccampbell
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 8:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I should be a fucking millionaire.
I_B_Puffin
Posted on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 5:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_568176.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

Looks like we should all drink more.

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