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Meat_Nipples
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 10:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I am lost (whats new right?) Head did you interpret road cones as meaning breasts? I actually meant that I knew this girl who did things with road cones that the state highway administration probably wouldn't approve of and had her boyfriend take pictures of it. I still have the url, because the guy put them on the web. What a freak, but me and my friends did look at the site, quite repulsed because we knew her well (not that well though). However, the site has long since been taken down.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hmmm. Hard call. Hard, hard call.
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 9:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Are they as good as Tiffany's? Giant cotton candy good?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The pictures silly!
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 9:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Which ONES? Are we talking testes?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 9:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nice ones, Honey. Real nice!
Meat_Nipples
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 9:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

none of those pictures involve road cones do though? Because in high school, man, I knew this girl......
Robertsmith
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll believe you if you send me pictures...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ok, check your hotmail.
Lauralanthalasa
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Don't buy it? I can send you all some pictures when I had long hair.......

And nothing on.
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I can start a bring-back-Don petition, if you'd like...
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Are you trying to pick a fight?
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's the Ed Wood syndrome.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You talkin' to me?
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He really does.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I ain't buyin' it.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You really don't *seem* the type.
Lauralanthalasa
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

When I put on a button down sweater, that's all I put on. *Crosses legs*
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The definition of Turgid suddenly springs to mind
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Want to know what happens when *I* put on a button down sweater?
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Coming October of 2002, the new novel by Anne Lice:

He sits in a basement in New Orleans, in the dark, all alone.

Changing his shoes throughout the long watches of the night, the only sound the whisper of the rats, the whisper of the tennis shoes.

Until the terrible thirst comes upon him, and in a back alley somewhere, a hand puppet pops around the corner and says in a strange falsetto 'Won't you be my neighbor?'

He is Mister Rogers- Undead!

Come to the Land of Make Believe and blood sucking monsters! Thrill as Captain Kangaroo and Mister Rogers battle for rulership of the nights of New Orleans! Marvel at the turgid prose! Look up the word 'turgid' in your dictionary! Gasp with horror as the long time rivalry between Mister McFeely and the arch-fiend Sheri finally erupts in a bloodbath that may mean the end for all vamipire-children's-show-hosts!

Don't miss 'Sharing is Caring Especially When You Are Sharing a Fast Cooling Human Corpse'

Preorder today!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 8:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe,

but what he left us is golden.


NEIGHBOR!!!
Verawench
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*nudges K's corpse gently out of the way*

I thought Mr. Rogers was dead.
Admin
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*dies*
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 - 6:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm Proud of You
© 1970, Fred M. Rogers

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
I hope that you're as proud as
I am proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
I hope that you are proud

And that you're
Learning how important you are,
How important each person you see can be.
Discovering each one's specialty
Is the most important learning.

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
I hope that you're as proud as
I am proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
I hope that you are proud of you, too!

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