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Absinthespoon
Posted on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 7:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

No self-respecting homosexual shops at International Male anymore. Puh-leez!
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 5:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Scored 43%, no surprise. I know on which side of the line I stand but have no problem being friend with those on the other side.

Once in a party I asked a guy if he was gay or not because he was very flirtatious with people from both sex. He told me : "I'm wherever pleasure is". My drunken jaw dropped to the floor at this so simple and straight to the point answer. Fortunately he wasn't displeased at all at my stupid question.

This is a colorful world.
Meat_Nipples
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 10:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Meat, meat meat... don't you know what happens when you show 12 year-olds sodomy scenes?"

They get excited if they are 68% gay? (Oh snaps!!!)

Ha ha ha, you're more gay than I am, you're more gay than I am (singing and dancing about).

I forgot just how much fun juvenile taunting about "gayness" could be ;)

Sorry Destiny, its late, and Im having a little too much fun.
Destiny
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 9:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Meat, meat meat... don't you know what happens when you show 12 year-olds sodomy scenes?

(Still worried about my "gay rating".)
Meat_Nipples
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh yeah, I was 30% gay. A homosexual man wouldn't have the heart to torment their younger siblings in such a brutal fashion.
Meat_Nipples
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 9:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I had much fun showing my 12 year-old sister those sodomy scenes in Total Eclipse when she was at the peak of her "Leo" obsession. "See I told you he was gay... ha ha ha ha."

She cried for weeks, but I think in the end it was good for her.
Raschied
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 9:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Jeez, 26% gay. Time to start exercising more. Or less. Wait, will that make me more gay or less gay? Help!
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 9:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

33% gay. It must be my decorating sense.
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 8:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"From that bad movie I saw, I'd say about 150%."

You've got him confused with Leonardo.
Anatomist
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 8:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

From that bad movie I saw, I'd say about 150%.

I got a 36%, but I felt gayer than that answering all those questions phrased in British sissy-speak... especially when I tried to imagine what dirty hidden meanings were in the question about whether I wanted to be or meet the 'footballer'.

K.
Rimbaud
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 8:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

21st Century Rimbaud is 40% gay!

How gay was the original, 19th century Rimbaud?
_Blackjack
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 8:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

38%?!! I'm gayer than that! I shop at International Male! I know all the words to "Kiss Me Kate!"
Destiny
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 8:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

63% gay, my parents are gonna die...
Giovannigray
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 6:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

49% and happy about it, apparently.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 6:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

30% gay. Sheesh. What was the point of suckin' all that dick?
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 6:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm a do-it-yourselfer with more than one tattoo. Young Elvis was definitely beautiful.
Verawench
Posted on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 6:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

60%. Oh yeah.
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 9:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hob: car drivers are so evenly divided along sex lines nowadays that the question becomes meaningless.

Now, if we were to talk about truck drivers...
Nascentvirion
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 7:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I scored a 40% percent. hmmm what proof would that be if I were a gay absinthe.
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 6:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The ability to answer that particular question depends on how many car drivers you've had sex with.
Admin
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 6:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

KALLISTI IS 53% GAY!


Quote:

Must have been the head shaving and lubricant question...



ditto
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 5:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

They have to include more possible answers.

Like the question about whether you think that better drivers make better lovers.

That's like asking whether better gardeners make better Latin scholars. How the hell could I know?

With a NONE OF THE ABOVE alternative, this could be a funnier test.
Artemis
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 5:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I couldn't get past the first question.

Since I'm not a word, I don't have a "gender".
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 2:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

MANHOLOMETER IS 30% GAY.

Must have been the head shaving and lubricant question...
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 2:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just how gay are you?

Take the test.

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

I answered honestly and scored 13% which apparantly makes me 'way too straight for these modern times'.

Hobgoblin
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, April 21, 2002 - 7:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hobs,

There's baiting and then there's Master Baiting, of which I am still an acolyte.

Yet gay (in self love) and straight the same.

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