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Posted on Tuesday, May 7, 2002 - 9:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Scary, aren't I?
Posted on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 8:35 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Desperate to keep up his approval ratings and with the departure of the "Monica Lewinsky" of his administration, Karen "bulldog" Hughes, George W. and Laura W. Bush invited Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne to the White House for a Photo Op and anything non-alcoholic they could choke down.
"America's Mom", Mrs. Osbourne, presented the Bush's with two French Poodles, [both males of questionable sexual orientation]and a 6-pack roll of super absorbent Bounty paper towels.
Mrs "call me Laura" Bush, serving pretzles and O'douls, belched out some ideas for names that brought an onslaught of expletives by America's Favorite Family.
Colon Polyps, in an unexpected appearance, became the first White House visitor to use the Bounty paper towels brought by the Osbournes.

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