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Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 12:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I did time in Ft. Wayne In. It was hell. The only saving grace was the relaxed sexual attitude of womenfolk.
Crowlyman
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 11:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Indiana. The place where corn comes from. And criminals. I live withing smelling distance of Gary Indiana.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 11:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Blue sez:
"maybe you'll meet the girl of your dreams for the night."
For real? Nah!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 11:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Etienne sez:
"Once a Mitten Man, always a Mitten Man."
Yeah, true to some extent. Michigan is alright, but I like it here much better.
Blue
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 11:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm your mistess Kallisti of the web you know
the baddest mistress to ever
oust the Don and go
Boom!

(DHH are SF boys, correct?)

California above all others
Admin
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 9:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

DUH. the complete verse link is right there.

*hide*
Admin
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 9:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I don't remember if I liked that movie. Have I seen it all the way through? don't know ...

and, *we* always sung it thusly:

Do your tits hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you throw 'em over yer shoulder
Like a continental soldier?


for rythms sake, I always thought it ended too abruptly. is there a lost verse???
Admin
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 9:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

Our Red Flannel Day - Lots to Do!

The Lumberjack Supper features menus of the old lumbering camps: salt pork, boiled potatoes, cornbread, baked beans, homemade pies. . .lickin' good.




I'm movin' ...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 9:16 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Watching Kalifornia on UPN...

Another great song.

Do your balls hang low,
Do they swing to and fro,
Can you throw 'em over yer shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Admin
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 9:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

and I'll say for the members who are a bit absentee at the moment, we have Morrigan, Emmy, Sir Rick Royale, and perhaps soon, the world's angriest hippy, Marc.
Admin
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 8:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president

Carter power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quitely to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California


(uh, except Jerry Brown is now mayor of Oakland)
Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 8:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

An absinthe in HELL!!!
Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 8:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I didn't know you were from Colombia! Cool!!!!!!!!!! Say hi to the Rodriguez Orejuela brothers for me, would ya?
Raschied
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 8:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Try to check me out, but I'll never leave, man.

Cali, Cali, Cali, Cali
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 7:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

RED FLANNEL QUEEN

Red Flannel Festival Cedar Springs Oct 4, 02 - Oct 5, 02

So good it's held for TWO days.
The thing that fucking gets me...
There's no more trap door and
they're made of a poly-blend not
cotton.
Artemis
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Michigan. The swallows arrived last weekend.

And today is Possum Day. Well, Blossom Day, anyhow. I was in the supermarket this morning, and I asked the checkout lady:

"So it's Possum Day downtown today; is that a big deal, will it be crowded?"

"You mean the Blossum Day Parade? It's already crowded, people out there with lawn chairs and blankets, staking out their territory at 5 in the morning".

"Really? Sounds like a good day for me to stay away from downtown."

"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, I'm going to get some lawn furniture cheap!"

"How's that?"

"Well about now the police will be out there, rousting the people who show up too early, confiscating lawn chairs and stuff. Later on they auction off all that stuff."

I asked a longtime resident later if all that was true, and he said it was. The territorial battles got intense, with people putting out blankets and furniture to stake out turf at midnight, and other people pissing on the blankets and stealing or trashing the furniture, so the Burgermeisters had to set an official starting time, and the cops had to step in to enforce it. All this so people can stand on the sidewalk and wave at the Possum Queen.

I hate parades, but it's good to have the seamier side of things revealed ...
Nascentvirion
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Putting it down for the city O steel in New Kentucky. Whoop Whoop.
Buck_Turgidson
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

PA
Etienne
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 5:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Liver;

You're just a Michigan ex-pat, aren't ya? Once a Mitten Man, always a Mitten Man.
Etienne
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 5:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

MICHIGAN!!!!
Albertcamus
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 3:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

pennsylvania,which is after all the "new Kentucky". "Pennsyltucky"
Blue
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 12:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Going back to Cali -- belly up to the bar, near Skybar that is, and order up. Know the secret words and win a prize. (It's not 'gin and tonic.') Get your shot of Green Goblin and maybe you'll meet the girl of your dreams for the night at the same time. Welcome to the Hotel California.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fuck the mitten. How many fairy fuckers up in that woodsy joint? 3, mebbe 4? Snort!
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh-uh... the Great Fakes State, bee-yatch!!!!!!!! Come on down to Greenfield and McNichols to find out, if you got the guts, HO!!!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 10:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Roll call! Who's the state w/the mostest fairy squeezin' freaks? Keystone, or Faultline Central.

And kickin' it off:
Me=Pa.

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