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Oxygenee
Posted on Tuesday, May 7, 2002 - 11:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, some did....

Pernot
Chevalier
Posted on Tuesday, May 7, 2002 - 10:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Try eating it -- in the form of biscuits? ;-)

my picture
Wormwood
Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 7:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have a great idea show someone drinking it in a cafe and use the slogan "it's healthy".

Someone already did that, oh nevermind.
Etienne
Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 2:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You might try! Geeeze! ;-)
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 8:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

There's an absinthe of nutrition in the drink. In other words, nutrition is absinthe from it.

(It's hard to resist being punny.)
_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 7:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Because, of course, malnutrition is God's way of punishing alcoholics for being bad people. ;)
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Sunday, May 5, 2002 - 11:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A logical idea, BJ, and one that will NEVER, EVER, EVER fly.

We wouldn't want to "encourage" winos to drink by telling them they are getting vitamins, carbos and proteins in their Thunderbird, would we? That may prod them into the path of alcoholism...

Remember that in the U.S. you can sell stevia as a "nutritional supplement", as long as you don't mention that it's a sweetener...
_Blackjack
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 3:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I once had an idea to make nutritionally-fortified alcoholic beverages so that alcoholics wouldn't end up quite so malnourished. Of course, American culture tends to be of the opinion that harm-reduction is tanamount to encouragement, and getting the nutrients in a form that wouldn't get leeched out by the alcohol might be tricky...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 3:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cum junkies, trouser trout.
Albertcamus
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 2:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

absinthe has turned ya'll into semen fiends.
Crowlyman
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 11:36 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

...gawd...
Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 7:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll give you some of my absinthe semen! It ain't green and it ain't marshmellowy but when I'm drinkin' that thar absinthe, it sure do flow!
Nascentvirion
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

We need absinthe cereal with little green marshmellow bottles. A cartoon coroporate green fairy to market it to the children.
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's a downward spiral...
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bad? How?
Tortainglese
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I can't beleive I said that. This forum is having a bad effect on me.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Prove it. Show and tell. Or, you told, now show.
Tortainglese
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's true! Semen is the elixir of youth. My vagina looks much younger than the rest of my body.
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm just a red-blooded, heterosexual male and PROUD OF IT!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pikkle sucker says:
"I hear semen is good for the skin... (note I said I only 'hear' this... )"
Cum ear lad!
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

hmm... you sir hobnibblin, are very un-pc! I like that in a limey!!!!
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

This thread is GAY!
Brett
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I personally lather my face in semen every other day...it keeps me looking youthful.

Yes, I realize that I have gone too far.
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I hear semen is good for the skin... (note I said I only 'hear' this... )
Brett
Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 10:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Here's something that popped into my head for no apparent reason: does absinthe have any sort of nutritive (non-caloric) value?

Surely all of these herbs must add something, or is it all stripped away by the distillation and the alcohol?

Why am I even asking this?

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