| Author |
Message |
Oxygenee
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 7, 2002 - 11:50 am: |   |
Well, some did....
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Chevalier
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 7, 2002 - 10:06 am: | |
Try eating it -- in the form of biscuits? ;-)
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Wormwood
| | Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 7:09 pm: | |
I have a great idea show someone drinking it in a cafe and use the slogan "it's healthy".
Someone already did that, oh nevermind. |
Etienne
| | Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 2:39 pm: | |
You might try! Geeeze! ;-) |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 8:38 am: | |
There's an absinthe of nutrition in the drink. In other words, nutrition is absinthe from it.
(It's hard to resist being punny.) |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Monday, May 6, 2002 - 7:57 am: | |
Because, of course, malnutrition is God's way of punishing alcoholics for being bad people. ;) |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Sunday, May 5, 2002 - 11:12 pm: | |
A logical idea, BJ, and one that will NEVER, EVER, EVER fly.
We wouldn't want to "encourage" winos to drink by telling them they are getting vitamins, carbos and proteins in their Thunderbird, would we? That may prod them into the path of alcoholism...
Remember that in the U.S. you can sell stevia as a "nutritional supplement", as long as you don't mention that it's a sweetener... |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 3:45 pm: | |
I once had an idea to make nutritionally-fortified alcoholic beverages so that alcoholics wouldn't end up quite so malnourished. Of course, American culture tends to be of the opinion that harm-reduction is tanamount to encouragement, and getting the nutrients in a form that wouldn't get leeched out by the alcohol might be tricky... |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 3:21 pm: | |
Cum junkies, trouser trout. |
Albertcamus
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 2:26 pm: | |
absinthe has turned ya'll into semen fiends. |
Crowlyman
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 11:36 am: | |
...gawd... |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 7:57 am: | |
I'll give you some of my absinthe semen! It ain't green and it ain't marshmellowy but when I'm drinkin' that thar absinthe, it sure do flow! |
Nascentvirion
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:49 am: | |
We need absinthe cereal with little green marshmellow bottles. A cartoon coroporate green fairy to market it to the children. |
Verawench
| | Posted on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 6:37 am: | |
It's a downward spiral...
Weeeeeeeeeee! |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:58 pm: | |
Bad? How? |
Tortainglese
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:56 pm: | |
I can't beleive I said that. This forum is having a bad effect on me. |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:54 pm: | |
Prove it. Show and tell. Or, you told, now show. |
Tortainglese
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:51 pm: | |
It's true! Semen is the elixir of youth. My vagina looks much younger than the rest of my body. |
Lordhobgoblin
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:28 pm: | |
I'm just a red-blooded, heterosexual male and PROUD OF IT! |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:27 pm: | |
Pikkle sucker says:
"I hear semen is good for the skin... (note I said I only 'hear' this... )"
Cum ear lad! |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:21 pm: | |
hmm... you sir hobnibblin, are very un-pc! I like that in a limey!!!! |
Lordhobgoblin
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:19 pm: | |
This thread is GAY! |
Brett
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:17 pm: | |
I personally lather my face in semen every other day...it keeps me looking youthful.
Yes, I realize that I have gone too far. |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 11:10 pm: | |
I hear semen is good for the skin... (note I said I only 'hear' this... ) |
Brett
| | Posted on Friday, May 3, 2002 - 10:24 pm: | |
Here's something that popped into my head for no apparent reason: does absinthe have any sort of nutritive (non-caloric) value?
Surely all of these herbs must add something, or is it all stripped away by the distillation and the alcohol?
Why am I even asking this? |
