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Traineraz
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 12:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Great bears, I know a few of em. I think they pose for Brush Creek Media. Isn't the May bear Buster?

Bonsai kittens? Waste of good kittens. What about those spectacular dishes, like the Szechuan - General Meow's Kitten, or Mexican - Kitty Seca? HMMM?

DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 11:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME, I CAN NOW DIE WITH SOME SATISFACTION!!!!!
Meat_Nipples
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 11:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Any of you ever see that hoax bonsai kitten site?
They got such nasty complaints from the animal rights folks that it is now extremely watered down. Here it is anyways:
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

So many people thought this was real. the old photos were really grainy and nasty. The current site sucks in contrast, imo.
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 10:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, I don't throw rice around too much... sometimes when the seagulls get out, they'll eat a shitload of it then go fishing, take in a bit too much water and KABOOM! Pop like a seagull full of rice...
Etienne
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 9:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kitty sushi!
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It was actually my cruel vacuum... I replaced the brushes with razors and chased kittens around the house... whoopie when I caught one of those little bastards!!!
Etienne
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 9:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Upright, eh? I bet the rotating brush was a real pain. ;-)
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 9:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was actually in line for that pose but the upright didn't work out so well...
(It's great that they have computers in hospitals, don't you think?)
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 9:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah...you try to help...I posed for April and that vacuum cleaner is still choking...
Robertsmith
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 8:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

For the december model, I had to wear velcro gloves so lamb chop couldn't escape....
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 7:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I actually modeled for March...
Nascentvirion
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 6:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Take a look at July and August... What about November ??
Chevalier
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 6:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Assuming that Teddy bears are male, which is a clearly chauvinistic point-of-view. ;-)

Albeit January and August are probably female.
Nascentvirion
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 6:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Chevalier
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 5:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That tree with the sun behind it do look something out of a Hallmark card, though the "Your Image Here" greeting lacks warmth. Are the Teddy bears hiding behind the tree?
Nascentvirion
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 5:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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