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Chevalier
Posted on Monday, May 20, 2002 - 7:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Lars, have you placed an order for Ian's "Un Emile 68"? It's $85 for a 70cl bottle (shipping fee to the U.S. included). Lower than what your best pal Betty might charge for the same. ;-)
Larsbogart
Posted on Monday, May 20, 2002 - 7:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I had to do something with those useless samples Betty send didnt I?
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, May 20, 2002 - 5:56 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sold in the absinthe-soaked, demi-monde state of Ohio. Spritz it on and get chased by anise-bedazzled (diamond?) dogs.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1733147171
Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 6:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, it's all energy vodka as far as I'm concerned...
Traineraz
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 10:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What the heck is "Energy Vodka?"
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wait til June 29... you'll see the fucking absinthe demon...
Etienne
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 7:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Marc, isn't that your uncle Maurice? ;-)
Thegreenimp
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 9:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks more like W.C. Fields, than an absinthe demon..........Jay
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 7:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Absurd auction from Denver, Colorado. A glass decanter described as an "absinthe demon". Are you scared yet?

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Chevalier
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 7:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The silliest absinthe auction of all time comes from Germany. Described as:

"Bullshit, made from Contra`N recipe: Absinth, Vodka, Energy Vodka, Energy drink, syrup, lemon juice (concentrate is mixed!!!) ... WARNING: THERE IS THUJONE IN IT!!!"

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Pikkle
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 1:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A sprig of wormwood in the snotty end of one's fuck stick will prolong one's orgasm... cuz you'll be all plugged up! WHAAAHAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Traineraz
Posted on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 12:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Absinthe condoms? DAMN and I never got to try em . . . is it true you can absorb thujone thru the penis (or assorted mucous membranes)? Maybe THEN I would experience some "effects, effects, effects"? Well, there would be that intense BURNING from all the alcohol, not sure how pleasant THAT would be!
Verawench
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Absinth = Wodka und 7 Tage Zeit ??!! Thujon+"

lol...
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 11:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, goddammit, that's Peter Wolvie's still.

No wonder...
Chevalier
Posted on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 10:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hogsmack alert!

http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1729904212
Giovannigray
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gimme some of that Havel's "Crazy Green Air Mix"!
Aion
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Do you want to see the real overkill:

take a look at:
http://www.ebay.de/
search for "ABSINTH" no "E" ending!!!

Beware, this experience may be mind altering.

A.
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 9:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, but you didn't even get to see the air brushed absinthe condoms...
Marccampbell
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 7:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

does anybody actually buy this shit?
I_B_Puffin
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 7:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

An ugly green belt with half a picture of an absinthe poster. I'm so tempted.
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 3:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*Sigh*
Doctorm
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 3:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The clock is pretty cool though...
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 3:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

All silly.
Lint
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 2:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Heres a few more...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=871501300

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1730845012

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2103048377

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2102994529

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2103273519

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2103304961

Although this is pretty nice...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=870978927
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2103693092

Title inspired by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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