|Posted on Saturday, June 8, 2002 - 1:24 am: |
Oops. Thanks, Wolfgang. I wouldn't want to risk removing the Twizzlerism before fortifying with the Fizzification! How Serpisilly of me!
Hmm, "Dew the Hard Green Fairy" is starting to sound like an invitation at a gay pride event. ("Hey there, big boy, why don'tcha come up and Dew the Hard Green Fairy sometime?") Maybe I should produce a GAY PORNO FLICK to help promote it! Or a straight porno flick, starring Kylie Minogue?
. . . and somehow I'm NOT a multimillionaire?? Something is VERY WRONG with this universe.
|Posted on Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 10:43 am: |
(side note : carbon filtering would remove lot's of the taste and oily content. It's usually used to clean neutral alcohol before using it for something else...)
|Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 2:22 pm: |
Mmmmmmmmm Twizzlers . . .
Hey, after reading about the "Crazy Green Air," maybe I can make an "absinthe drink" by soaking black Twizzlers and some Artemisia absinthium leaves in Everclear for a couple of weeks. Then I can carbon-filter it, mix it with Mountain Dew and sell it as "Trainer's Fizzy Green Fairy."
Wait, it'd have a strong alcohol content even mixed down with the Dew, so maybe it should be "Trainer's Hard Fairy Dew" or "Dew the Hard Green Fairy."
Don't that sound YUMMY? It may lack the Serpisicity, but it's got Twizzlerism and Fizzification.
Maybe I could do a caffeine-free version using lime seltzer or something like that.
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 5:18 pm: |
The spoon is as cheap as her absinthe. Don't put it in the dishwasher too often either. My eye is starting to disappear. And the more I drink LaFee the more it tastes like the black Twizzlers. It's a nice addition to the collection, but a really good example of how contemporary absinthes are just a lot of anise and food colouring.
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 3:58 pm: |
... and I'm dreaming of winning that silly, gold-plated absinthe spoon.
You know, I got one of La Feé's steel spoons, polished it, and ... presto! The Magic Eye design came right off. What a piece of junk ...
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 3:06 pm: |
...and England's dreaming!
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 1:50 pm: |
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 1:48 pm: |
You mean, GOTH save the Queen. (She ain't no fairy being!)
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 1:37 pm: |
god save the queen
|Posted on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 1:11 pm: |
Do you think that the Queen will drink the bottle that's presented to her or will Little Harry steal it and party with some London goth chicks?
And will Marie-Claude finally say something about the dreadful color?