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Message |
Timk
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:32 pm: |   |
So, K, have you unbanned Don yet? |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 1:12 pm: | |
I used to puff the Camel cigs, but the Reds took over...Now it's just a Cuban every now and then.
In keeping with the segues... |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 12:21 pm: | |
Many camels believe that not-spitting is a small price to pay to keep multiple, healthy humps into middle age.
There's also another positive consequence, hard to understand because it's related to quantum mechanics and Bell's Theorem.
It goes like this: "If you can carry your load long enough through one desert without spitting, you will most probably be given the chance to carry your load through two deserts...simultaneously". |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 11:48 am: | |
Yeah, but they aren't allowed to spit at the end.. |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 10:54 am: | |
Tantric camels can have 5 or 6 humps... |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 10:36 am: | |
Buh dum dum tssssss...
I was waiting for that one Chevalier |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 10:29 am: | |
Or two, if you're a camel. |
Baz
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 10:20 am: | |
I love a good hump! |
Admin
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 10:18 am: | |
we always hump after a fight. |
Baz
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 10:03 am: | |
personal observation-
notice how we are all quite familial right now? Like we wish we could be all the time? Did this jagoff bring out some good here? hmmm |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 9:55 am: | |
Here Here! Kallisti |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 9:07 am: | |
Kirk: "Lieutenant, open the Inter-Generational channel"
Uhura, randomly twisting some knobs (Hey, anybody remember KNOBS?): "Sorry, sir, too much BJ interference".
Kirk: "Damn!" He looks at Spock. Spock looks back. Raises ONE eyebrow.
Spock: "Fascinating..." |
Admin
| | Posted on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 8:50 am: | |
I just don't understand why on earth someone would come in here and purposely try to NOT make friends. umm, what's the point, mister.
we quibble, fight, bicker, even draw blood. but we're still a family. we're still friends, despite differences. and Don is still part of that family ...
if you're not interested in jumping into this gene pool, go away. |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 8:07 am: | |
Quote:Let me get this straight :>. Don is a one-eyed monster??? So, in other words, that would make him a dick right? Ah well, with a dick as big as Don, Marc and Artemis should enjoy taking turns sucking him off.
Um, what the fuck? Aroq, if this is what you intend to contribute to the forum, I'd be happy to show you the door. Whatever you may think of Don, insulting him in public, when he is not present, AND over something which you have neither the understanding nor the balls to ever experience yourself, proves who the dick is. |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 8:00 am: | |
Nahhh.... PPKs are great for movie secret agents: small, sexy, easily concealable.
We Former-Nazis-living-in-the-South-of-Chile-making-believe-we-are-raising-sheep prefer the P-38. As accurate as the Parabellum P-08 and far more reliable. |
Robertsmith
| | Posted on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 1:06 am: | |
Not a Walther PPK Mr. Bond? |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 11:50 pm: | |
Roq:
If all you know about Don is that email you received from him you are very justified in thinking he's an asshole.
Because he IS an asshole.
The problem, well not the problem, but the fact we who have been in this Forum for a while know, is that he IS a lot more. A creative genius. A passionate soul. IMHO, the highest IQ in the Forum. No sucking up here. Trust me, he and I went all the way to death threats. No kidding. That was SOME thread...
So, Roq, I'm not saying your perceptions are wrong, but they are limited. Don, Marc and Artemis are a hell lot more than what you have perceived until now.
And, frankly, I hate to see them go. This is not a zero-sum situation. Their leaving does not increase your space. We'll all be poorer.
I've read some posts of you about movies. You are a perceptive and intelligent individual. Marc knows a fucking lot about movies. Maybe you and he can have some meaningful conversations?...
Said the supposedly Swiss Doctor, while he rubbed his Walther P-38... |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 8:34 pm: | |
Shit, even I'm scratchin' my head over this timewarp Donster taunt. Isn't it June now? |
Robertsmith
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:57 pm: | |
Don isn't here. Case closed. Unfortunate, but true.
THE END. |
Etienne
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:51 pm: | |
Nice artwork, Vera, very appropriate. |
Etienne
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:49 pm: | |
Administrative vacuum cleaner is right... who's the dick now? |
Verawench
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:48 pm: | |
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Verawench
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:43 pm: | |
Who is this chump? Where's the administrative vacuum cleaner? |
Mr_Rabid
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:38 pm: | |
Attacking someone not present to defend himself is poor form.
In fact, tho I generally don't get into such things, you are tempting me to flame you in Don's name.
Email him. I'm sure you will learn a great many things about the fine art of insult, and aside from being the ethical high road, the resultant flame will save you on home heating costs. |
Aroquentin
| | Posted on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 7:26 pm: | |
Let me get this straight :>. Don is a one-eyed monster??? So, in other words, that would make him a dick right? Ah well, with a dick as big as Don, Marc and Artemis should enjoy taking turns sucking him off.
You two are right, screw the words with meaning bullshit and get right to the insults LOL. It's more fun
Roq |
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