| Author |
Message |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:36 pm: |   |
That just adds flavor, my friend. If you used it to prepare your Nasty Sebor Strong, you'd notice a MARKED improvement. |
Perruche_Verte
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:37 pm: | |
I'm not sure I'd serve absinthe with it. Who knows where it's been? |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:02 pm: | |
Just how big a sugar cube are you putting on THAT?!
It's perfect for spanking, baking, or making a nice punchbowl-sized serving of absinthe . . .
. . . and it goes to show that anyone can get an old lady's baking spoon and sell it on Ebay as a sex toy. The really classy ones are available as part of the K-Martha Stewart collection at K-Mart.
Also seen at Fascinations Adult Shops everywhere. |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:53 am: | |
ROTFL! |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:51 am: | |
I don't care what anyone says: it's an absinthe spoon, damn it!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1738533632 |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Friday, June 7, 2002 - 10:22 am: | |
They just go so well together ...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1737526361 |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Friday, June 7, 2002 - 8:35 am: | |
Well, that's what Napoleon gets for beating the the Austrian Empire (which included the Czechs) at Austerlitz. |
Wormwood
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 6:32 pm: | |
"It's a real shame too, Havel is an incredibly interesting character, and a brilliant man. I would be incensed were I the president of the Czech republic and someone was selling pee in a jar with my name on it."
How do you think Napeolean feels they put him on a bottle of Hills, and he was French. |
Marccampbell
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:37 pm: | |
well, that is funny. |
Baz
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:23 pm: | |
I know-but c'mon-
it's an anus book! |
Marccampbell
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:22 pm: | |
" a tight copy" is used commonly among book collectors. It means the book hasn't been handled
or read too much. |
Baz
| | Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:21 pm: | |
that guy describes the book as "a nice tight copy" |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 2:00 pm: | |
Ah, the good old Systran system. It does such a grand job:
"By the small dimensions (contents of a bottle are only 0.25 l), this Absinthmixgetraenk is to be carried forward at any time problem-free in the jacket pocket, so that one always carries its Absinthration with itself, if one must have fear that there are not yet everywhere Absinth.
The taste is marvelously erfrischend, fruchtig. The ABSINTH results in a marvelous flavour together with the CURACAO and the ORANGE JUICE. Ideally for the sales at the kiosk or lunch!
!!! Simply a successful Absinthcocktail!!!
Our TIP:
One can strengthen the taste by addition of:
CHILLI and PAPRIKA spice"
Absinthration? I think that's up there with Serpisicity!! |
Wolfgang
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 1:18 pm: | |
That`s the first time I ever laugh at one of pikkle`s jokes... congratulation. For once you`r on subject ! |
Mr_Rabid
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 12:39 pm: | |
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
Thou ignorant Monoliguist! Hear my words!
Copy and Paste, and to thee it shall be revealed, yea, that Alta Vista made some really cool crap before they went down in flames.
Verily. |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 12:26 pm: | |
Wow, a guide to this forum!!! |
Chrysippvs
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 11:42 am: | |
For all interested, although not in absinthe...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=878133084
- J |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 6:45 am: | |
monolingual and damn proud fucko... now get a move on... |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 11:18 pm: | |
Um, being an American . . .
[ What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?
American.]
. . . I must wonder what that SAYS in English? |
Robertsmith
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 2:23 pm: | |
It's a real shame too, Havel is an incredibly interesting character, and a brilliant man. I would be incensed were I the president of the Czech republic and someone was selling pee in a jar with my name on it. Then again, who cares, cause we got lots of monkeys to make us feel better....
silly monkeys!
That's some funny shit Chevalier. I nearly fell out of my chair.... |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:36 pm: | |
The green fairy, according to Havel.
 |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:33 pm: | |
. |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:31 pm: | |
These two just go together ...
Their product list reads like an absinth Hall of Shame: "Fruko", "Stromu", "Cami" and so on. |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:26 pm: | |
I'll take two please... |
Lint
| | Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:25 pm: | |
I named it "sales" since the link im posting isnt from ebay, but figured it would start this month off right.
Anyhow seen this stuff:
http://people.freenet.de/absinth-oase/absinthmixprodukte.htm
...too funny |
