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Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That just adds flavor, my friend. If you used it to prepare your Nasty Sebor Strong, you'd notice a MARKED improvement.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not sure I'd serve absinthe with it. Who knows where it's been?
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just how big a sugar cube are you putting on THAT?!

It's perfect for spanking, baking, or making a nice punchbowl-sized serving of absinthe . . .

. . . and it goes to show that anyone can get an old lady's baking spoon and sell it on Ebay as a sex toy. The really classy ones are available as part of the K-Martha Stewart collection at K-Mart.

Also seen at Fascinations Adult Shops everywhere.
Nolamour
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

ROTFL!
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I don't care what anyone says: it's an absinthe spoon, damn it!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1738533632
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 7, 2002 - 10:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

They just go so well together ...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1737526361
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 7, 2002 - 8:35 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, that's what Napoleon gets for beating the the Austrian Empire (which included the Czechs) at Austerlitz.
Wormwood
Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 6:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"It's a real shame too, Havel is an incredibly interesting character, and a brilliant man. I would be incensed were I the president of the Czech republic and someone was selling pee in a jar with my name on it."

How do you think Napeolean feels they put him on a bottle of Hills, and he was French.
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

well, that is funny.
Baz
Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I know-but c'mon-
it's an anus book!
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

" a tight copy" is used commonly among book collectors. It means the book hasn't been handled
or read too much.
Baz
Posted on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 2:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

that guy describes the book as "a nice tight copy"
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 2:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ah, the good old Systran system. It does such a grand job:

"By the small dimensions (contents of a bottle are only 0.25 l), this Absinthmixgetraenk is to be carried forward at any time problem-free in the jacket pocket, so that one always carries its Absinthration with itself, if one must have fear that there are not yet everywhere Absinth.

The taste is marvelously erfrischend, fruchtig. The ABSINTH results in a marvelous flavour together with the CURACAO and the ORANGE JUICE. Ideally for the sales at the kiosk or lunch!


!!! Simply a successful Absinthcocktail!!!

Our TIP:

One can strengthen the taste by addition of:
CHILLI and PAPRIKA spice"


Absinthration? I think that's up there with Serpisicity!!
Wolfgang
Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 1:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That`s the first time I ever laugh at one of pikkle`s jokes... congratulation. For once you`r on subject !
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 12:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Thou ignorant Monoliguist! Hear my words!

Copy and Paste, and to thee it shall be revealed, yea, that Alta Vista made some really cool crap before they went down in flames.

Verily.
Pikkle
Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 12:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow, a guide to this forum!!!
Chrysippvs
Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 11:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

For all interested, although not in absinthe...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=878133084

- J
Pikkle
Posted on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 6:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

monolingual and damn proud fucko... now get a move on...
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 11:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Um, being an American . . .

[ What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks one language?

American.]

. . . I must wonder what that SAYS in English?
Robertsmith
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 2:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's a real shame too, Havel is an incredibly interesting character, and a brilliant man. I would be incensed were I the president of the Czech republic and someone was selling pee in a jar with my name on it. Then again, who cares, cause we got lots of monkeys to make us feel better....
silly monkeys!
That's some funny shit Chevalier. I nearly fell out of my chair....
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The green fairy, according to Havel.

my picture
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Chevalier
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

These two just go together ...

my picture

Their product list reads like an absinth Hall of Shame: "Fruko", "Stromu", "Cami" and so on.
Pikkle
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll take two please...
Lint
Posted on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 1:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I named it "sales" since the link im posting isnt from ebay, but figured it would start this month off right.

Anyhow seen this stuff:
http://people.freenet.de/absinth-oase/absinthmixprodukte.htm


...too funny

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