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Wesley Willis, a breath of fresh air

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Silent_Rich
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 10:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You know at first I took the kids of whidney high as, you know, a charity effort ... I thought okay this is cute, whatever, until they ended up on Ipecac records ... Something doesn't settle right there ...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 9:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Every Girl's My Girlfriend
wherein our protagonist tells
the story of UBER-Mack Dantell whos
incredible sexual prowess delights and
tittlates the hearts of bus riding pre
pubescent school girls all around the
neighborhood. His fraternal commitment
to "Players" of the world is a delicious
testament to the dedication of a "lifestyle"
deemed outside of the norm.


Dantell, Dantell, Dantell, Dantell
Every girl's my girlfriend (Every girl's your girlfriend?) 4x

I know this boy named Dantell, I always see him walking by
I'd like to stop and talk with him but I get nervous, I get shy
One day I will talk to him and tell him how I feel
And hopefully he'll talk to me and say our love is real
(Chorus)

He rides the bus to get to school, he gives a girl his seat
She says thanks and pushes by while he turns up the heat
The smell of perfume, long black hair, makes him feel alive
"Hello", he says, "I'm Danetell" and he begins to jive.
(Chorus)

It's hard to be so popular
They think I'm cute, the say I'm fine
But when I'm with just one girl (I can't help it)
Other girls are on my mind
(Chorus)

Sandra, Sarah, Cindy, Sue are sensitive and sweet
Shana, Cheryl, Shel, Shantell are shy when we meet
Keisha, Carla, Coco, Kim are careing and they're kind
Dorothy, Della, Doris, Dee are down and devine
(Chrous)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

See now, 'kapped kids kroonin', that's just plain old "money well spent".

Gotta Lovem!
Nolamour
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 9:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Since we're talking about quality music...Never ever forget this:

http://towermusic.endeca.com/towermusic?n=2147456508&act=M18&sid=9AC93D0429A1

Talk about exploitation...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 9:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

More lyrics of Fury
Nolamour
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 9:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rock over London, Rock over New Orleans...

I saw that guy at the Howling Wolf, of all places, and he had a knot on his forehead the size of a baseball. He'd head-butt anyone that got near him. I decided that admiring from afar was the best bet.

Black Sabbath...Black Sabbath...Black Sabbath or
Suck a Camels Ass...Suck a Camels Ass...Suck a Camels Ass - These were the crowd favorites!
Emileguysmiley
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 9:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He kicked batman's ass.

Rock over London. Rock over Detroit.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 8:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

SPOOKYDISHARMONIOUSCONFLICTHELLRIDE was inspired.

However, after purchasing FABIAN ROAD WARRIOR
I got the feeling that not only had
Wesley reached into my pocket and stolen
$14.99 + tax from me but he laid down about
24 tracks detailing exactly how stupid I was
for falling into his trap.

I wonder how many times you can re-make the Chicken Cow. At least 24...

I guess he's really no worse than Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley or Canned Heat.
Pikkle
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 8:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The bar is closed... the bar is closed!
Crowlyman
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 7:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

he is being exploited.
Chrysippvs
Posted on Sunday, June 9, 2002 - 7:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Marc, and other music lovers,

Check out:

http://www.wesleywillis.com/

and

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/396.html


I have around 25 of his songs and am getting a CD soon, the first CD I have bought in a long time....

good stuff,

Justin S.

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