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Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 10:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

. . . not to mention more socially acceptable as cuisine!

Tastes like featherless chicken, I hear.
_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 9:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think they're darling, and if they weren't $1000 a pop, I'd have bunches.

As it stands, hairless rats are cheaper, by the pound.
Tortainglese
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 5:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I look a lot like that cat in fact, especially in bikini season.
Tortainglese
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 5:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Relax, it's just a momma cat with a Brazilian wax job.
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thank you for showing us what happens when you cross-breed a pig, a shar-pei, and a featherless chicken.

You get a Monsantokitty!
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yup, I'm sure, that or it's raspberry-flavored ectoplasm.

Either way, it really livened up my Altar of Toastiness. All praise to Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat!
_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Albertcamus
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

those are bengal cats.I was going to get one until I found out how much they cost,I will just stick with my PUG!
Baz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

trainer-
you sure that's jelly?
Verawench
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"God doesn't barf on my carpet... "

Speak for your God, mkay?
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not only are they perfect, but perfectly tasty . . . OUCH!

Out of nowhere, I felt the harsh smack of a paw! And now my head is sticky.

Oh, it was a psychic smack from Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat. I guess I can't eat General Meow's Kitten anymore . . . OUCH!

Dang, now there's jelly in my ear. Excuse me, I need a Q-Tip.
_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have to admit that my adoration of cats is the closest thing I have to religious faith. The difference is, God doesn't barf on my carpet...
Baz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm sorry, but ferrets are the only animals that have TRULY attained that as a perfect state. And they are thieves, too...
Verawench
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I propose we abandon our false gods and go back to worshipping felines. Why the hell would you NOT want to worshop something that has attained the ideal state of i-don't-give-a-fuck-ness?
Pikkle
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Kallisti... can we keep it to like only one new cat thread a week, you saw what happened with the last one... it's distracting me from the ultimate goal...
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You DO realize they won't perch like that all the time, like some living decorations . . .

It's only REGULAR cats that are throw pillows with claws. Those look like they move.

Of course, Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat, is special. He daily wages his Holy War against the Great Conspiracy, and will one day prevail.
Wolfgang
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 1:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bengal cats

I want two of those !
Nolamour
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 1:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

**Belch**

oops, pardon me...wrong thread.
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fffft fffft!
Baz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

hey vera-
carefull!!!!!
Verawench
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:56 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Meow...
Baz
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll just strut.

Damned cats...
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Purr and hiss all you want, folks.

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