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Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 10:51 pm: |   |
. . . not to mention more socially acceptable as cuisine!
Tastes like featherless chicken, I hear. |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 9:13 pm: | |
I think they're darling, and if they weren't $1000 a pop, I'd have bunches.
As it stands, hairless rats are cheaper, by the pound. |
Tortainglese
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 5:08 pm: | |
I look a lot like that cat in fact, especially in bikini season. |
Tortainglese
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 5:06 pm: | |
Relax, it's just a momma cat with a Brazilian wax job. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:54 pm: | |
Thank you for showing us what happens when you cross-breed a pig, a shar-pei, and a featherless chicken.
You get a Monsantokitty! |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:53 pm: | |
Yup, I'm sure, that or it's raspberry-flavored ectoplasm.
Either way, it really livened up my Altar of Toastiness. All praise to Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat! |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 3:50 pm: | |
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Albertcamus
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:53 pm: | |
those are bengal cats.I was going to get one until I found out how much they cost,I will just stick with my PUG! |
Baz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:35 pm: | |
trainer-
you sure that's jelly? |
Verawench
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:34 pm: | |
"God doesn't barf on my carpet... "
Speak for your God, mkay? |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:32 pm: | |
Not only are they perfect, but perfectly tasty . . . OUCH!
Out of nowhere, I felt the harsh smack of a paw! And now my head is sticky.
Oh, it was a psychic smack from Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat. I guess I can't eat General Meow's Kitten anymore . . . OUCH!
Dang, now there's jelly in my ear. Excuse me, I need a Q-Tip. |
_Blackjack
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:27 pm: | |
I have to admit that my adoration of cats is the closest thing I have to religious faith. The difference is, God doesn't barf on my carpet... |
Baz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:19 pm: | |
I'm sorry, but ferrets are the only animals that have TRULY attained that as a perfect state. And they are thieves, too... |
Verawench
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:12 pm: | |
I propose we abandon our false gods and go back to worshipping felines. Why the hell would you NOT want to worshop something that has attained the ideal state of i-don't-give-a-fuck-ness? |
Pikkle
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:12 pm: | |
Hey Kallisti... can we keep it to like only one new cat thread a week, you saw what happened with the last one... it's distracting me from the ultimate goal... |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 2:05 pm: | |
You DO realize they won't perch like that all the time, like some living decorations . . .
It's only REGULAR cats that are throw pillows with claws. Those look like they move.
Of course, Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat, is special. He daily wages his Holy War against the Great Conspiracy, and will one day prevail. |
Wolfgang
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 1:59 pm: | |
I want two of those ! |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 1:02 pm: | |
**Belch**
oops, pardon me...wrong thread. |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:58 am: | |
Fffft fffft! |
Baz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:58 am: | |
hey vera-
carefull!!!!! |
Verawench
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:56 am: | |
Meow... |
Baz
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:51 am: | |
I'll just strut.
Damned cats... |
Chevalier
| | Posted on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 11:48 am: | |
Purr and hiss all you want, folks. |
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