| Author |
Message |
Crowlyman
| | Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 7:17 pm: |   |
I bet an ala prima would really 'tear the ass outta him!'
MWAHAHAHAHAHA |
Dr_Ordinaire
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 11:13 pm: | |
Interesting technique, but he would need some really strong abdominal muscles if he tries to paint a fresco on a ceiling... |
Pataphysician
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:33 pm: | |
Pollock pissed in Peggy Guggenheim's fireplace, so he was on the right track, anyway. |
Crowlyman
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:24 pm: | |
"Yeah, Pollock, yeah?!? THIS IS HOW I DO IT!!" |
Pataphysician
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 5:51 pm: | |
Kind of sad, really. Everytime he flushes -- a masterpiece down the toilet. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 4:58 pm: | |
I think this man needs some Freudian psychoanal-ysis. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 4:58 pm: | |
I think this man needs some Freudian anal-ysis. |
Crowlyman
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 3:45 pm: | |
How shitty. |
Pataphysician
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 8:40 am: | |
"We reserve the right to shit in color"
- Richard Huelsenbeck |
Wolfgang
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:35 am: | |
this is an artistic asshole. |
Mogan_David
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:11 am: | |
Here's an image to polute your artistic minds.
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Crowlyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:53 pm: | |
got no photos. got some shitty netcam/digital cam that I got from my dsl provider. Doesn't even work...piece of shit. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:44 pm: | |
A picture? (If so, show us a photo!) . . . or a Nasty Sebor Strong? (If so, please don't show us.) |
Crowlyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:41 pm: | |
I just got done with one. |
Nascentvirion
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:06 pm: | |
Ya know that makes me want to paint a picture. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 7:50 pm: | |
A friend of mine, an artist who owns a small gallery here in town, has offered to teach me to paint. I ended up having an odd dream related to this painting thing:
I had decided to give watercolors a try, and was working away on a geometric thing of some sort. It had good balance, but was very static. I got mad because it wasn't turning out the way I wanted.
I decided to pour myself another absinthe, and suddenly realized I was pouring that NASTY SEBOR STRONG! (Well, no wonder my painting was static.)
I hurled the four-count of vile liquid at the painting, then stood back and watched as the colors began to run with the flow, streaking, dripping onto the dropcloth on the floor.
"Hmmm," I thought, "The Czechs would say this is missing something . . ."
Tapping the ash from my cigar (a Macanudo), I took a couple of pulls to really heat up the end and dragged it against the edge of the canvas. Blue flames streaked across the surface, engulfing yet not consuming the painting; singing without blackening.
"Oops, I almost forgot!" A spoonful of sugar, in a swath across the taut fabric, began to caramelize and blacken in the dancing flames.
Moments later, the alcohol burned off, and the painting was finished. It became the first of an abstract series, and I named it "NSS-1." |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 12:37 pm: | |
Wow, I got the same color after drinking the Nasty Sebor Strong!! |
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