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Crowlyman
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 7:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I bet an ala prima would really 'tear the ass outta him!'

MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 11:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Interesting technique, but he would need some really strong abdominal muscles if he tries to paint a fresco on a ceiling...
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pollock pissed in Peggy Guggenheim's fireplace, so he was on the right track, anyway.
Crowlyman
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Yeah, Pollock, yeah?!? THIS IS HOW I DO IT!!"
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 5:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kind of sad, really. Everytime he flushes -- a masterpiece down the toilet.
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 4:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think this man needs some Freudian psychoanal-ysis.
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 4:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think this man needs some Freudian anal-ysis.
Crowlyman
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 3:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

How shitty.
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 8:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"We reserve the right to shit in color"
- Richard Huelsenbeck
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:35 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

this is an artistic asshole.
Mogan_David
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 7:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Here's an image to polute your artistic minds.

artist at work
Crowlyman
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

got no photos. got some shitty netcam/digital cam that I got from my dsl provider. Doesn't even work...piece of shit.
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A picture? (If so, show us a photo!) . . . or a Nasty Sebor Strong? (If so, please don't show us.)
Crowlyman
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just got done with one.
Nascentvirion
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ya know that makes me want to paint a picture.
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 7:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A friend of mine, an artist who owns a small gallery here in town, has offered to teach me to paint. I ended up having an odd dream related to this painting thing:

I had decided to give watercolors a try, and was working away on a geometric thing of some sort. It had good balance, but was very static. I got mad because it wasn't turning out the way I wanted.

I decided to pour myself another absinthe, and suddenly realized I was pouring that NASTY SEBOR STRONG! (Well, no wonder my painting was static.)

I hurled the four-count of vile liquid at the painting, then stood back and watched as the colors began to run with the flow, streaking, dripping onto the dropcloth on the floor.

"Hmmm," I thought, "The Czechs would say this is missing something . . ."

Tapping the ash from my cigar (a Macanudo), I took a couple of pulls to really heat up the end and dragged it against the edge of the canvas. Blue flames streaked across the surface, engulfing yet not consuming the painting; singing without blackening.

"Oops, I almost forgot!" A spoonful of sugar, in a swath across the taut fabric, began to caramelize and blacken in the dancing flames.

Moments later, the alcohol burned off, and the painting was finished. It became the first of an abstract series, and I named it "NSS-1."
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 12:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow, I got the same color after drinking the Nasty Sebor Strong!!

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