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Happy Berfday to Me

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Absinthespoon
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I saw the "Village People" perform about 5 years ago at the AIDS Dance-A-Thon. There was the original black cop guy and the rest were a bunch of twink imposters, about 30 years younger!
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

La Musa Verde.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2112855322
Destiny
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 1:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

C'mon Marc, tell him that he looks like the construction worker. If you've gotta be a Village Person, that's the one to be!
Chevalier
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 4:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Go cuddle an absinthe fairy doll ... she's on eBay right now!

my picture
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

. . . TRY AS WE MIGHT
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC.
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Closer, anyway . . . only I'm not so effeminate (ever see the movie? Richard Simmons isn't quite that effeminate, either!).
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

okay, it was the leather guy.
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

trainer,

okay I got it wrong. But, you do look just like one of em.
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Except I have the goatee under that . . . and I'm about 25 years younger . . . oh, and not black.

Other than that, we're practically twins! :)
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 3:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

trainer,

you look just like the guy who played the cop in
The Village People.
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 2:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I know, I can see his pointy green shoe sticking out, with the little jingle-bell on the toe.
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 2:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

death is right around the corner...
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 11:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK, I updated my profile . . . and saw my list of recent posts . . . I talk too much.
Barsnake
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 8:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

HBD2U!

- trying to match Pikkle's word economy -
Nolamour
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 8:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Doc - Thanks for the toast!

2Louche - I will pour one for you on Friday, and Saturday, and...Hell, you get the point!
Admin
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 7:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

happy birthday, darlin'!

don't ferget to update yer profile ...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 6:59 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh yeah!

Happy Birthday Traineraz,
You're a Jelly Toe Spaz,
But you really make the monkeys fly out my lily white asss...
Happy Birthday Traineraz!
(without a shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I have no samples to send, no bottles to
forward. All I have is my love and bad poetry
to give you.
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 11:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I don't have any le bleue, send me some and I'll drink a toast to you! :)

Unfortunately, I was only just recently designated Chosen Profit for Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat, and so my case of TooMuchMoneyism has not set in yet.

I was recently informed that Chosen Profits are usually blessed financially, so I will just have to wait patiently.
2loucheltrec
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 11:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

i'm pouring a glass of le bleue for your birthday right now , maybe you'll return the gesture this friday for my b-day?
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 11:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

...and ma-a-ny mo-o-o-ore!

Being Rudi's High Priest and Designated Profit, I'm sure your years will be many and joyful.

Nolamour, here's an absinthe toast to you too!

Mmmm...the Forum has some 300 members, that averages to almost one birthday every day, so basically we have an excuse to drink absinthe non-stop! Allright!
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 10:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, Happy Berfday to you, too!

May all your absinthes taste at least as good as Deva.
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 10:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, Trainer!

Happy Birthday...at 30 minutes past the hour! Mine was on the 12th (just past). Good day, no rest for the weary though. Work didn't stop just fer little ole me! Although, I did get about 4 phone calls with the same song sung by 4 different people...quite silly.

I'd like to see the Nasty Sebor Artwork...alas, none to send! Hope the festive wishes work!
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 10:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, in just two short hours I will be 31.

Feel free to send money or bottles of any absinthe you wish along with your festive wishes. (You can even send Hill's or the Nasty Sebor Strong, as I have to wash the windows. Or I could use it to create artwork of some sort.)

Also, if you care to receive eternal bliss in the afterlife, send $20 for Instant Salvation and membership in the Church of Jelly-Toeism. Guaranteed salvation or double Head's monkey back!

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