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Archive through June 14, 2002Pataphysician25 6-14-02  5:52 pm
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Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

hey, it's my fucking sister! again...
Mogan_David
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 12:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

iwillnot
Pataphysician
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come on over here, kid, I'll show ya.
Joalco
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

How does one suck a fuck?
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 4:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A fuckwit who is also an asshole into the bargain.
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Whats a fuckass?
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

D) BUY MICROSOFT!

Did it ever occur to you that the voices might have been a RESULT of the Atari?

After all, videogames ARE an Establishment plan to raise a generation of new fighter pilots and robot-operating soldiers with great reflexes and manual dexterity! Why not add assorted subliminal messages as well?

Somebody has to operate the robot warriors, ya know. They might as well be trained young!
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

In 1983 the voices in my head were slowly getting louder, and I was playing an awful lot of Atari.

There was a deaf kid living upstairs from us. His mom would yell at him all day for being deaf, at the top of her lungs.

This made him an asshole, so we stopped playing Atari together.

First though, my little sociopathic self decided to play the game Mountain King (I think thats what it was called) with him.

This was done in revenge for him throwing a four foot high plastic robot at my head from his second floor balcony, and so was not entirely unmotivated.

This game, there was music playing (the Hall of the Mountain King I think) and it would get louder if you were getting close to the diamond thingy you had to find within a certain amount of time.

That was the only way to win- to follow the sound.

Later, he threw a soccer ball at my head. This was not in revenge for the game, which he never knew about, but in revenge for his mom yelling at him like that all the time, I guess.

So if I could go back in time, should I

A) kick my own ass for being such a little bastard, even though I was unaware of my evil

B) kick his mother's ass for being so weak and stupid as to yell at a deaf kid for being deaf, for chrissakes

Or

C) ignore the whole thing and go catch a Gary Numan show before travelling further back in time and switching baby Hitler with some Jewish guy's kid so he got raised kosher style?

Extra points awarded for coming up with a good D)
Verawench
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

In 1983 I was at my grandmother's funeral.

Yes, it lasted the whole year, you fucken smartasses.
Traineraz
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow, in 1983 I was 12, and still reading Stephen King schlock and watching slasher flicks.

Taught me to laugh at others' misery, especially if it was poorly acted and involved decapitation.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Daddy???
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh my God! I think I'm your father!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Your parents are divorced."

Come to think of it... That was 1983 too.
I remember now, I was at Buddys News & Books
where I passed up a copy of The Book of the
SubGenius for the latest copy of the KNOBJOB
BIG BOOB BONANZA. That's where I got the book
Daddy Don't Love Mommy Anymore -but it's not your fault.

Never did read it...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

eep!!!

Daddy went to greener pastures too.
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Your parents are divorced.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You're old.
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just want everyone to know that I read "The Book Of Subgenius" in 1983. *1*9*8*3* BABY!!! And I saw the live show at First Avenue in 1984. *1*9*8*4* BABY!!
Traineraz
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 5:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pat a Physician -

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