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Pikkle
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:32 pm: |   |
hey, it's my fucking sister! again... |
Mogan_David
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 12:33 pm: | |
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Pataphysician
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:12 am: | |
Come on over here, kid, I'll show ya. |
Joalco
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:21 am: | |
How does one suck a fuck? |
Lordhobgoblin
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 4:14 am: | |
A fuckwit who is also an asshole into the bargain. |
Bunnylebowski
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:44 am: | |
Whats a fuckass? |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:26 am: | |
D) BUY MICROSOFT!
Did it ever occur to you that the voices might have been a RESULT of the Atari?
After all, videogames ARE an Establishment plan to raise a generation of new fighter pilots and robot-operating soldiers with great reflexes and manual dexterity! Why not add assorted subliminal messages as well?
Somebody has to operate the robot warriors, ya know. They might as well be trained young! |
Mr_Rabid
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:28 pm: | |
In 1983 the voices in my head were slowly getting louder, and I was playing an awful lot of Atari.
There was a deaf kid living upstairs from us. His mom would yell at him all day for being deaf, at the top of her lungs.
This made him an asshole, so we stopped playing Atari together.
First though, my little sociopathic self decided to play the game Mountain King (I think thats what it was called) with him.
This was done in revenge for him throwing a four foot high plastic robot at my head from his second floor balcony, and so was not entirely unmotivated.
This game, there was music playing (the Hall of the Mountain King I think) and it would get louder if you were getting close to the diamond thingy you had to find within a certain amount of time.
That was the only way to win- to follow the sound.
Later, he threw a soccer ball at my head. This was not in revenge for the game, which he never knew about, but in revenge for his mom yelling at him like that all the time, I guess.
So if I could go back in time, should I
A) kick my own ass for being such a little bastard, even though I was unaware of my evil
B) kick his mother's ass for being so weak and stupid as to yell at a deaf kid for being deaf, for chrissakes
Or
C) ignore the whole thing and go catch a Gary Numan show before travelling further back in time and switching baby Hitler with some Jewish guy's kid so he got raised kosher style?
Extra points awarded for coming up with a good D) |
Verawench
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:09 pm: | |
In 1983 I was at my grandmother's funeral.
Yes, it lasted the whole year, you fucken smartasses. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:31 pm: | |
Wow, in 1983 I was 12, and still reading Stephen King schlock and watching slasher flicks.
Taught me to laugh at others' misery, especially if it was poorly acted and involved decapitation. |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:18 pm: | |
Daddy??? |
Pataphysician
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:08 pm: | |
Oh my God! I think I'm your father! |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:04 pm: | |
"Your parents are divorced."
Come to think of it... That was 1983 too.
I remember now, I was at Buddys News & Books
where I passed up a copy of The Book of the
SubGenius for the latest copy of the KNOBJOB
BIG BOOB BONANZA. That's where I got the book
Daddy Don't Love Mommy Anymore -but it's not your fault.
Never did read it... |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:32 pm: | |
eep!!!
Daddy went to greener pastures too. |
Pataphysician
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:23 pm: | |
Your parents are divorced. |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:14 pm: | |
You're old. |
Pataphysician
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:04 pm: | |
I just want everyone to know that I read "The Book Of Subgenius" in 1983. *1*9*8*3* BABY!!! And I saw the live show at First Avenue in 1984. *1*9*8*4* BABY!! |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 5:59 pm: | |
Pat a Physician -
See my profile. |
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