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Traineraz
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 12:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Alpha, you look like such a delicate flower, but I see an Intent in those gentle eyes . . .

You mean to "groom" his dog, don't you??
Alphasoixante
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 6:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

anatomist, could you come over here a sec?
oh, and bring that dog with you.

once more
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have a dog.

His name is "This ain't Wild Kingdom so take these look at my cat threads and blow them out your ASS!".

I just call him Dog for short, though. At least I did before MoganDavids cat ate him.
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe his dog is Wavy.
_Blackjack
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Your dog is named Gravy?
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 7:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Why would you waste good cat on a dog? Take them to the local Chinese restaurant!

General Meow's Kitten, yum yum.

How about Mexican? Kitty Seca?

European? Maybe some Puddy Pot Pie?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 7:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Better yet... Let's deconstruct it's deeper meaning.

I'm going to toss the elements out there and
do a quick little word association excercise.


Rudi- primitive
Jelly Toe- proctologist
Cat- slutty
Profit- starfish
$20- whore
Head- blowjob
Monkey- virus
Toomuchmoneyitus- disease

Please add any analysis of your own.
I smell a conspiracy or something.
Mogan_David
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 6:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Now she's got one big pussy.

fatcat
Anatomist
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 6:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I agree about the motherfucking cat. How 'bout we make a deal? Every time another post about the goddamned cat enters my consciousness, I abduct a neighborhood cat and throw it in the back yard with my dog, whose passion to kill cats burns hotter than a thousand suns.

My ex-roomate didn't notice a cat on the back porch stairs once when he attached Gravy to the tether and let go. In the time it took him to look up, she was at the end of the end of a lead with a mouthful of orange cat fur. I am the only thing that stands between legions of cats and the brutal culmination of generations of terrier breeding. Don't piss me off.

K.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 5:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Everyone needs a mantra...

Mine goes a little
something like this (hit it!)

ASS... TITTIES...
ASS AND TITTIES...
ASS ASS, TITTIES TITTIES
ASS AND TITTIES...
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ah, ye of this faithless generation.
Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I wasn't talking about "that" cat...
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh, I'm sorry. I was only talking to the "prophet".
Admin
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

hangover dear?

I've got some headache powders ... just stick out yer tongue, and swallow.
Marccampbell
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 12:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

isn't she lovely.
Verawench
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 12:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Would you shut up about the motherfucking cat already? What a bunch of horseshit.
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 12:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Part of being Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat's Prophet is the acquiring of the dreaded TooMuchMoneyitis. Therefore, the title Rudi has selected is Chosen Profit.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 6:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Donut ask.
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 1:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Profit?
Pikkle
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 12:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

but you all ready got the cat...
Admin
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll get the cat, and SCRAM!
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

and I'll get the wrists...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pikkle, I'll get the ankles...
Traineraz
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No, Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat, is the deity. I am merely his Chosen Profit.

At least you're moving in the right general direction.
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

you know... I was just thinking how it really was all about you... I've found a new deity...
Traineraz
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 3:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I only collect purple paper clips and hockey players.

. . . and I've seen a hockey game live. I failed to sit on the edge of my seat. I did manage to stay awake. I just can't get all excited about a game someone ELSE is playing, for some reason.

Guess I'm far too self-centered to care about someone else's game!

It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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