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Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 4:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ever seen Uncle GodDamn, Brawlin Babes, or The Dancing Outlaw? Now, that's quality Cinema!
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 2:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have a an old pal, Squid, who runs the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse, which is an old theater set up as a tavern showing second-run movies and serving beer and food. I am reasonably sure he picks movies based on how they will read on the marquee, because I have seen such gems as:

WHAT WOMEN WANT
SNATCH

and

CHOCOLAT BLOW SNATCH
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 2:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

now hiring
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Freaky...

I posted "Jinx" at the same instant and I got a message: "Message already posted". I'm afraid.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Jinx!
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

...but let's see that picture anyway, Wolf.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

But feel free to draw a picture, anyway.
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Don't mind me, just playin with words, Unka Wolfgang.
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

When I bang her from behind, she`s oviously in front of me. Shall oncle Wolf draw you a pictorial ?
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

...On your knees ...naked with your girlfriend in front of you from behind on all four...




How do you get your girlfriend in front of you from behind?

{Picturing Wolfgang's contortionist girlfriend}
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You must petition the
Critty with prayer...
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Or with someone else's girlfriend ...

Just kidding!
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

...On your knees ...naked with your girlfriend in front of you from behind on all four...
Admin
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Amen!
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

church
Mogan_David
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 7:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

towpeople
Nascentvirion
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 5:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think this will clear things up.

1,christ.jpg
Nascentvirion
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 5:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Now thats some serious horsepower.
Etienne
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 - 6:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks like a mounted high speed interceptor!
Nolamour
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 - 6:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK, posting a picture didn't work...I'll try again later.

Try and catch me copper!!!
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 - 5:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Mogan_David
Posted on Monday, June 17, 2002 - 6:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

facination
Nascentvirion
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 8:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow LOL thats almost as good as this....
movietitles.jpg
Nolamour
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 5:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My girlfriend keeps them in business.
Traineraz
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 2:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

van

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