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Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 7:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Best line ever on The Simpsons:

Lisa is going out with Nelson (the bad kid). They're in the park, kissing, when his friends see him:

"Look, Nelson is kissing a girl! That is SO GAY!"
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 6:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Did I tell you I'm a compulsive liar too? Actually, most people wouldn't believe what goes on in places like steel mills... think prison where the inmates just report to their cells for eight hours a day...
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 6:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gosh, thanks for pointing that out. You know, I rely so heavily on television to show me the world as it really is...
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 6:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

that doesn't really happen... ever.
Artemis
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Homer and Bart are watching the work floor of the mill from a catwalk. Two muscley steel workers are standing by a furnace - a spark flies out onto one of them:

First worker, swatting at the back of the second one's head: "Thand thill, thilly; theres a thpark in your hair!!"

Second worker, doing a little mincing dance and waving his arms frantically: "Ooooooh, get it outttt, get it outtttt!"

Then a big glitter ball comes down from the ceiling and all the workers take a dance break ...
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 10:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Deer Hunter baby!!!
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

C&C Music factory isn't that bad. Gay steel workers of the world unite! Pikkle?

I like the part at the end where they take bart to shoot the deer in the reindeer petting zoo to make him ungay.
Marccampbell
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

louche,

contact me soon. Or the elixirs won't arrive in time for the gathering.
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 2:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The name of the episode was "Homer's Phobia", episode 4F11, Season 8, 1996.

Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you?

Homer: Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam.

Marge: [insisting] He prefers the company of men!

Homer: Who doesn't?
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

See, right here is a reason the media bigwigs are a bunch of feebs.

If it were available for download, at a fee, I would be doing that right now.
Joalco
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not yet. That episode featured a guest shot from John Waters, and was broadcast (I'm guessing) during the last three or four seasons. The only season out so far on DVD is the first. The second will arrive later this summer.
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hee! I never saw that one... I wonder if they are out on DVD?
Artemis
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 1:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

> I suppose I could try for some gay ones

I was referring to the episode of The Simpsons where Homer, concerned about Bart turning gay, took Bart to the steel mill to show him what real men are like. But of course, it turned out to be a gay steel mill ....
Marccampbell
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 12:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

louche,

I just e-mailed you. I included a contact number.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 12:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Marc,
I'm having trouble w/getting e-mails to you. They get delayed, then are non-deliverable. Is there someone who I can send my address to who can relay it to you for sure? Maybe Kalladmin?
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 12:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yep, that big bloated sperm whale nearly pulled me over the edge through his sheer weight, but he actually didn't put up much of a fight. I replaced his sperm with altered DNA before I tossed em back into the sea. That should prevent em from multiplificatin anymore.

I think I'll just stick to shallow stream fresh water fly fishing from now on...
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 11:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I suppose I could try for some gay ones, but it's hard getting most steelworkers around here to admit to homosexuality, especially when you're about to open them up to take their adrenal glands.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 11:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

This just in:
Both strength Emiles, Larsand and Huguet in the mix as well.
Lovely!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 11:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wolfgang sez:
"Humm... Something to make Pickle hallucinate or just some nice Hausgematches?"

Uh, did you read my post below?
Artemis
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 11:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"You mean the fishing writer?"

Never mind the writing, I meant the Compleat Angler, i.e., expert fisherman. You certainly hooked a whopper with that post about ordering from SC.
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 10:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You mean the fishing writer?
Isaac Hayes ain't got nuthin on me either.
Are you calling me a Gaylord?
I'm not a Lord!!!!!!
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 9:56 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

he does just fine on his own thank you very much...
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 5:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"esoteric fairy juice"

Humm... Something to make Pickle hallucinate or just some nice Hausgematches ?
Artemis
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 3:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

> Also, some adrenochrome harvested from steel
> workers.

Gay steel workers?

Bunny L, Isaak Walton got nothing on you.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 3:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Huzzah!
The Hippie MC will indeed be generously contributing 2 interesting examples of hogsmakin' fairy squeezin's. The tasting menu is getting very interesting indeed.
Big up to Marc.

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