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Nascentvirion
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 6:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mr President.... Kneel before Zod !
zod.jpg
Mogan_David
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 5:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hmmm,

A Martha Stewart spanking. Now I could go for that!

Up until now I've been obsessed with Oompa-Loompa sex. Now it's deviant activities with Martha. Yeah!

oompa
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 5:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Isn't that absinthe fountain from the K-Martha Stewart Collection?

She produced that fancy slotted wood spanking spoon we saw before, right?
Mogan_David
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 4:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sadly, with the price of absinthe fountains running $7,500 I'm off to get one of those "fountains" cause that's as close as I'll ever come to owning one.

MD
Petermarc
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 4:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

that fountain is right on so many levels...
Nolamour
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 4:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My thoughtful and "innocent" mother heard that I had been looking for something like this and on my birthday I was told: "I got you something I think you'll like" - As the package was torn open, I halted at the sight of it and began to laugh noticeably. The explanation as to why I laughed was enough to help her understand.

I will drink in her honor at my next imbibing...and YES, use my new foutain! ;-)

absinthe foutain
Mogan_David
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

whipped
Mogan_David
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh No, Not Daddy!!!

et
Mogan_David
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

suprise
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

USA uber alles
Sieg Heil!
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 3:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A genuine call with Mistress Cleo!

http://www.bitchpanic.com/shack/archive/journal/miss_cleo.shtml
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 2:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

1,USA uber alles
Sieg Heil!
Mogan_David
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

noentry
Nolamour
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 1:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hmmmm...I retract my last statement if that is Macaulay Culkin! She's supposed to be a woman right?
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 11:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Why is Macaulay Culkin being carved out of snow?

. . . and where's one of those exploding robot badgers when you need it??
Nolamour
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

oooh...that open mouth...I get an urge to...Well, maybe I'll just restrain my urges.
Mogan_David
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 10:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

America's reaction to the big red cock,

america
Mogan_David
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 10:13 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nolamour,

Where did you get such a big red cock?

Do you charge people to touch it? I know people who would pay a lot of money to touch a big red cock like that.

(sorry I couldn't help it, just to easy)
Wolfgang
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 9:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow! it`s soooo BIG ! ;-)
Nolamour
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 8:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

This just in...My Cock!

cock
Nolamour
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 8:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Woops...
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 8:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hasil Adkins...The kids of Whidney High....Wesley Willis...It's all the same!
Nascentvirion
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 7:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Damn didnt work this morning... This may clear things up

christ.jpg
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 6:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yup. In the same way that Hasil Adkins is music.

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