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Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 12:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I feel for ya, Pikkle, but my layman's opinion is that probably George's old man had a hell of a lot more to do with this than you did...

Not to say that you won't burn in Hell forever for failing to save his life with a five cent piece of candy.


Send him one with a cyanide capsule in it, just in case prison gets too tough on ol' George.
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 9:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I remember in kindergarten when it was your birthday, you brought in a treat for all of your classmates... when it was mine, I brought in those Reece's peanut butter cups... the rule went, if you were bad during class, you didn't get to participate in the festivities. Well George Peterson happened to be bad that day... so for the duration of the celebration (I think a whole ten minutes) George had to sit at his desk with his head down and didn't even get one of my delicious birthday treats... well, a couple of years ago, George, who had been living in the basement of his parent's home (I'm 32 by the way) killed his father... I was thinking of mailing him a Reece's peanut butter cup, ya know, to try to cheer him up... I feel so responsible... I can't find what prison he's in though... oh well... that's all.
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 2:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

ok Aion,
so we're polite again and use a more common language. You're right - this was just a little joke.

Hey Bunny - Kindergarten was a great time - even if its quite a while ago, I still remember a lot.

Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 1:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

auf Deutsch weiterzuschreiben find ich
offen gesagt nicht nicht höflich, ist
halt ein englischsprachiges Forum, und
das ist auch gut so (ich weiss dass du das
als Witz gemeint hast).
Nur ein deutschsprachiges Forum mit grauenhaft
maschinenübersetztem Quatsch zu unterminieren
ist auch nicht die feine Art.
Verarschen können wir einander selbst, "Hilfe"
aus Übersee ist dazu wirklich nicht nötig ;-)
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 12:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

ich kann dir nur recht geben. Las uns das Forum auf deutsch weiterführen. Sollen die doch schauen, ob sie was kapieren... :-)
Ich finds superwitzig! Irgendwie besser als die dussligen Penner beim Yahoo Club...

Schöne Grüße aus Südbaden

Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 11:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kindergarten was the happiest year of my life, Markus. I love you too.
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 11:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Our German friends (I have from a good source) are talking about weinerschnitzel. Yeah, no shit...
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 11:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

There are some brands of Sekt that I would
rate higher than a lot of Champagnes!

>nur auf viel höherem Niveau
was noch zu beweisen wäre, ehrlich gesagt
hab ich (im konkreten Fall) da so meine Zweifel.

Anyone knows what happened to Heiko?

Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 9:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If you try hard someone here is going to understand you... Don't try, hardly andbody speaks english.

Ihr seit ja alle soo toll! Fast wie im Kindergarten, nur auf einem viel höheren Niveau.
Ich mag euch trotzdem!

Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 8:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

What a stupid invasion.
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 8:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks like we've invaded them.

Lutsch mal meinen Pimmel. Sie wissen gar nichts, was Absinth ist!
(Suck my dick, you don't know what Absinthe is)
von bob chong am 26.Jun.2002 05:07

RE: Nein, lutsch mal MEINEN Pimmel! (Ersatz Kopf | 26.Jun.2002 05:15)
Ersatz Kopf = Head Prosthesis ?? There couldn't be two.

I think Chong has a point, they're drinking Serpis mixed with Sekt(a horrible, sparkling wine).
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 6:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 6:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Actually, you said "you're daughter looks like a Schnauzer but would she like some 18" Weinerschnitzel."

Crass Americans!
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 6:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Whoops, I thought I said, "is your daughter 18?"

Can I get two Schnauzers with my Weinerschnitzel, you son of a motherless goat?
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 3:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

In his charming version of German, "Babelfish" Bunnylebowski wrote:

"You asshole, can I not read German, you son of a nut/mother less goat."
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 3:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, That's really cool...I like the animated smiley faces...

and by the way, WHAT THE F*** ARE THEY SAYING?

I guess all those years not going to German class really helped.
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 1:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Du Arschloch, kann ich nicht lesen Deutschen, Sie Sohn einer Mutter weniger Ziege.
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 11:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

looks like the old absinthe forum....
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 10:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just goes to show how different absinthe forums can be from each other. Below is the address of a German-language forum. Are they talking about Emile 68? Not exactly. (Granted, the forum's sponsored by a liquor distributor.)

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