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_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


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Oh and guys, there is a name for women who make nerdy dentists buy them stuff.



A capitalist?
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 11:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tortainglese, judge not.

Heather (Dita) didn't have sex with the dentist or any other sugardaddy. She just allowed them to squire her around and spend money on her. At the most, she'd permit them to take some pin-up/fetish photos of her -- but never nude. And they loved it.

The one guy who DID have sex with her, my friend Jeff, was (is) cash poor.

BTW, for someone still in her 20s, Heather's quite the businesswoman. Has complete control over her website, www.dita.net, where she sells her own pin-up calendars, B/W movie serial-style "damsel in distress" films, photos and lingerie.
Artemis
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 11:16 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"15%"

she tries to get things
out of men
that she can't get
because she's not

15% prettier

by my man, Richard Brautigan
Tortainglese
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 10:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wolfgang: PLEASE bring your girlfriend or else I will be the only girl there.

Oh and guys, there is a name for women who make nerdy dentists buy them stuff. It's not a name you want your mom or sister called. who wants a girl who would trade her p_ssy for clothes? think about it....
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 10:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Haven't seen Heather (Dita) since '99, when she broke up with my friend Jeff, a San Pedro tattoo artist. He'd built a red and black velvet "playroom" for her in his studio, decked out with bondage/fetish equipment. Meanwhile, Heather would be somewhere else: buying everything in sight at the vintage fashion expos, invariably escorted by some nerdy sugardaddy dentist.

Quiet and sweet, Heather was. She liked the way I dressed; I liked the way she undressed.
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 10:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


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This place has become a lonely hearts club thinly disguised as an absinthe forum.



I'm not lonely...a man just can't know too many beautiful women with threatening tattoos, is all...
Marccampbell
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 10:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Dita is a friend of mine. She has performed several times at the club I designed and ran in Vegas, VENUS.
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 9:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

There was an autographed picture of Dita in Marc's office when I visted him in Vagas.
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 9:16 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I will be attending sans concubine... so any and all Betty Page look-alike types are welcome to whoop me up one side and down the other... as are others.
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 8:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bonne chance, monsieur, bonne chance.
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 8:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yup, Marc, can you immagine I`m bringing by girlfriend there...
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 7:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Last two of her.

my picture
my picture
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 7:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh, by the way ... here's what Heather looks like:

my picture
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 6:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Marc .... is your daughter a fan of Betty Page lookalike/model/burlesque performance artist Heather Sweet (a.k.a. Dita Von Teese)? Heather's a pal of mine from my L.A. days. The girl had a stainless steel corset made for her at 17, and hasn't looked back since.
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 2:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Where do you get lonely hearts from my affection for processed lunch meats? I'm gonna have to ponder that one for a while... whilst I gnaw at my pastrami log.
Marccampbell
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 1:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

This place has become a lonely hearts club thinly disguised as an absinthe forum.
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 1:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

MMM... honey loaf!
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 12:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Careful, Pikkle, you'll get those vegophiles started on fleshophilia. They say it's the next step in meat addiction.
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 12:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Flesh for fantasy...
Marccampbell
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 10:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

rabid,

you're welcome, buddy. Enjoy.
Pikkle
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 10:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hmm... never been wholesale whooped by a thigh bone before... I think I should find the experience pleasurable.
Wolfgang
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 9:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No it means she will use that leg to kick your ass ;-) .
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 9:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thanks, Marc! (From earlier about the hogspankings.)
Pikkle
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 9:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

it means that left thighs are man's ruin, not women...
_Blackjack
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 - 8:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


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She's a beautiful Betty Page look-a-like with a big tattoo on her left thigh that says
"MAN'S RUIN".




[arching brow] Oh REEEEEALLY....?

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