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Archive through June 28, 2002Marccampbell25 6-28-02  1:51 am
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Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cheeky bugger. (Beggar! I meant beggar!)
_Blackjack
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!



I findit easier to fuck things that hold still. OK, they can wiggle a bit...
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

God, I'm all fucked out. I'm too old for this shit. I'm going to the PORN LOUNGE.
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

While in the absinthe forum, be sure to visit the PORN LOUNGE, where your wish is our command.
Our motto: PLEASURE TO SERVE.
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

JUSTIN,

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED!


I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks like the thread has been commandeered long before I arrived here...

you are a curious one marc, at any rate you can have it back. I am off for the weekend..

- J
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

JUSTIN MOVE YOUR TIGHTASS LITTLE MUSINGS TO ANOTHER THREAD. UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET FUCKED, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!


I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Chevalier,

My first college paper was on the Voynich MS. When I turned it in I was chided for sounding too academic...

Here is a link:

http://home.millsaps.edu/~sledgjj/documents/pr_8.pdf


- J
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"THIS IS THE FUCK LOUNGE!
NOT SCIENCE CLASS.
TAKE YER INTELLECTUAL JIVE AND SHOVE IT
UP YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUNGHOLES.
YOU DICKLESS TWITS."


You going to have to do better than that Marc...
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

THIS IS THE FUCK LOUNGE!
NOT SCIENCE CLASS.
TAKE YER INTELLECTUAL JIVE AND SHOVE IT
UP YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUNGHOLES.
YOU DICKLESS TWITS.

THIS IS THE LOUNGE WHERE EVERYBODY GETS NAKED.

MAMA, MAMA, SHOVE YOUR CUNT INTO MY FACE AND ANOINT ME WITH YOUR TORRENTS OF LOVE.


I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Voynich MS? I've never looked into it, but you can bet that I will ....

Thanks for the tip.
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 2:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, he wasn't the first to claim something like this. There are several "zero point energy" machines out and about these days fooling all kinds of people. It is a shame that Newton and Leibniz weren't allowed to tinker with it.

It would be my guess that the main wheel was propelled much in the same way a clock is, with weight and counterweight, then the mechanism becomes a sort of lateral clockwork, with a few bells and whistles for "slight of mind" and to confuse onlookers. I would say that there are probably three sets of weight-counter weight systems, with varying weights proportional to the wheels diameter. These in turn would keep it going by sheer gravity, for a long period of time, but certainly not forever...

It is hard to say however....

Ever looked at the Voynich MS...now that is a mystery.

- J
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 2:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think you're right. The Bessler wheel has that "out of thin air" mystique; add some cryptic writings to the soup and you get a myth of sorts. I can't make heads or tails out of the "little book", so I appreciate your comments.
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have been looking at it. It reads a lot like old alchemic MSs. But unlike them the symbols used in the "little book" are not standardized (not that alchemicaly stuff was all that standard.

It is curious, and I had heard of it when I was in grade school, but never looked into it very much. It is like all things of that matter, the Bessler wheel, the Voynich MS, that analog computer the greeks invented, etc. All of them are neat, but in reality are never quite as novel as legend makes them out to be.


- J
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 2:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tut,
Tut,
Tut.

Chrysippvs, I hereby charge thee to decode Orffyreus’s "little book”.
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 2:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Trite, trite, trite....
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 9:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

No welfare mothers in Chile. No welfare, in fact.
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 9:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Welfare mothers make better lovers.
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 9:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Speaking of sex ...

Latinas are incredible lovers ... they literally taste spicy, earthy ... beautiful, smooth indigenous skin, eyes that hark back thousands of years ... a confluence of the Arabic, the African, the tribal Spaniard, the New World Indian. Latinas walk as if they have hips, which they definitely, gloriously do. Sex has never been better ...
Admin
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 9:16 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

forumites & the fuck lounge
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 9:13 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You could have your wish and bleed to death if she bit off your manhood in disgust and didn't let you stem the blood flow.
Bunnylebowski
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 9:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I WANT TO DIE WHILE CUMMING IN KATE WINSLET'S MOUTH."

That's the most beautiful line I've ever read. Seriously. Well actually I'd like to cuddle with her after blowing it in her mouth, and then die in her arms...
Pikkle
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 6:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

if he is I'm marrying him...
Tristan
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I didn't know Marccampbell was Japanese....
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 2:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

YOU FUCKING WIMPS!
I WANT PORN AND I WANT IT NOW!

LET ME CUM ON YOUR FACES, YOU MEALY-MOUTHED
MOTHERFUCKERS.

TAKE YOUR POLITICS, YOUR GUN TALK, AND YOUR GREEN FAIRY GARBAGE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSHOLE.

I WANT PUSSY. I WANT COCK. I WANT TO SUCK ALL OF YOUR WINKING BLINKING BROWNIE CAKES!

I WANT SHIT-ENCRUSTED VIBRATORS SHOVED INTO MY
MOUTH AS NAKED NUNS ARE BEING FIST-FUCKED BY METH-CRAZED AFGHAN TERRORISTS.

I WANT TO BATHE IN THICK STEAMING BULL GISM.

I WANT MY TESTICLES TO BE SUCKED BY CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS WHOSE YOUNG PUSSIES SMELL OF FRANKINCENSE AND LIMBURGER CHEESE.

I WANT MY BROWN HARD NIPPLES TO BE CHEWED BY RABID
CHIHUAHUAS.

I WANT COKE-CRAZED PERUVIAN POP STARS TO SHOVE THEIR WOODEN FLUTES UP MY ULCEROUS BUNGHOLE.

I WANT BRITTANY SPEAR'S PAP SMEAR TO BE MY COMMUNION WAFER.

I WANT THE FORESKIN OF GOD TO ENVELOPE MY BODY LIKE A FLESH HALO.

I WANT TO DIE WHILE CUMMING IN KATE WINSLET'S MOUTH.

AND AS I ENTER GOD'S HOLY GATE, I WANT THE ANGELS OF MERCY TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT LIKE A WATERFALL OF WARM BLISS.

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