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Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 1:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 4:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That depends, PV . . . in front of whom would I be expected to kneel?
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 1:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

But I know who gives the orders around here.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 1:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think all those nasty quarreling children in the "under gawd" thread need to be told to GET DOWN ON THEIR KNEES and assume the "prayer position"... heh heh
Admin
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 12:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So, is this the topic where we take our clothes off, or swear alot?

Or, perhaps get naked and swear like a sailor ...
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 11:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Did you know in Ann Arbor, there is a street named "Felch?" It crosses "Daniel" and "Hiscock." Don't believe me? Well tough noodles FUCKO!
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 11:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Actually, when I'm fucking my opinions are quite flexible and they're limited to things like where I'd like your legs to be and where my tongue ought to go... that sort of thing.
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 10:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"There's a hole in the wall where you can see it all..."

Everyone has their own FUCKING opinion. Get it?
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 9:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

yet they don't shower... fucking frogs...
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 9:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

They don't wear pants in the hoola hoola dance
They do wear pants in the southern part of France

-- Can, "Hoola Hoola"
_Blackjack
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 9:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Fuck" does not stand for anything. Those are folk etymologies. It comes from the Anglo-Saxon *focken, meaning "to beat against". It is actually one of the newer "dirty" words in our vocabulary, probably only dating in wide usage from the 1600's. It is, however, the only single verb specifically referring to the sexual act to survive in the English language. Numerous euphamisms and slang terms have arisen since most of the sexual and scatalogical vocabulary was purged from polite use during the 18th century, but it is still the only verb in English which has, as it's primary meaning, "to fuck".
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 9:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance...."
Chevalier
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 9:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"[Fuck] can denote pain, pleasure, happiness, frustration, and anger, sometimes all at the same time."

The Chileans have a word that is as flexible as "fuck". That word is HUEVON (pronounced "hue'on"), and it means "balls-heavy". Huevon can mean "dude", "buddy", "stupid fuck", or "fuckin' asshole", depending on the context and delivery. From huevon comes the verb "huevear" ("to jerk someone around"), and the nominal variation "huevada", as in "pura huevada" ("total bullshit"). Chilean men (and more and more women) end every informally spoken phrase with huevon. "Hey huevon, how's it goin'? Did you see the soccer game, huevon? Pura huevada, wasn't it, huevon? Gotta go, huevon. Huevon, catch you later!"

I'm sick to death of it.
Raschied
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 8:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

the origin of the word comes from the German fleichen (?) meaning "to strike."

As a word, fuck falls into many different catagories:

A Transitive verb:

"John fucked Shirley."

An intransitive verb:

"Shirley fucks."

an adverb:

"It's fucking hot in here"

An adjective:

"John's hogging all the fucking bylines."


A noun:

"John is one big fat fuck of a human being."
"Shirley is the fuck of a lifetime."

It can take many forms in a single sentence:

"The fucking fuckhead fucked my fucking sister!"

It's the only word that can denote pain, pleasure, happiness, frustration, and anger, sometimes all at the same time. I say use this word proudly in your daily vocabulary. FUCK YOU!


[taken from and paraphrased from a sound file sent to me years ago. I don't know the author.]
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 8:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

By all means, take up bellydancing!

Absinthe does wonders for my sex drive but only in the right company... i.e., it's not just the absinthe.
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm in the same boat as you are. I've done everything short of bellydancing. Does Absinthe affect the sex drive?

By the way, at least you have an ass!
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That sounds far too depressing. To clarify: a number of people have enjoyed my ass. One of them just rejected it in favor of celibacy. That's all.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And yes, Tinkerbell, I imagine most of us scratch our asses from time to time.

If anyone on earth thought I had a cute ass, then they'd probably enjoy photos of me scratching it while wearing loose jeans.

No, I will not be posting any such photos.
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I thought it meant Fornication Under Consent of the King. Like if you wanted to fuck one of your servants or their wife.

It's nice to know people are paying attention to these machines so early in the day.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Among the many folk etymologies: "for unlawful carnal knowledge"...

But in fact it's an old Anglo-Saxon word. IIRC it's related to words meaning strike, pierce, etc. It's violent.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

F reak
U nder
C hrist's
K ingdom
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And what does FUCK stand for?
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 7:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yea, like you've never done that.
Chrysippvs
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 3:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

lovely itch


This one is for you Marc...

- J
Marccampbell
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 2:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Welcome lovers. Please remove your shoes.
Relax. Let yourself go. Let love be your guide.

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