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_Blackjack
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Tina was the best dog we ever had!"
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"If he spends enough time in the PORN LOUNGE he is apt to meet the fuck object of his dreams: a slender, pale-skinned girl with small breasts and nipples that look like the filters of Turkish cigarettes."


You are getting close...

http://www.vanessa-carlton.net/pics/pro/febshoot/1.jpg

What a wonderful visage to peer into whilst welcoming the Shabbat before I depart.

I would be curious to see what you would write about a sexual adventure of mine...I enjoyed the Head Prophecies...actually saved them on the machine here...


Shabbat Shalom Marc and everyone
Barsnake
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

She had black silk stockings on covering her knees, but I was unable to see as far up as the cunt (this name, which I always used with Simone, is, I think, by far the loveliest of the names for the vagina). It merely struck me that by slightly lifting the pinafore from behind, I might see her private parts unveiled.
Now in the corner of a hallway there was a saucer of milk for the cat. "Milk is for the pussy, isn't it?" said Simone. "Do you dare me to sit in the saucer?"
"I dare you," I answered, almost breathless.

From The Story of the Eye

Thanx- Marc
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Cigars? Cigarettes?"

Some pipe tobacco, if you please. For my carved pipe with the naked Japanese girl curled suggestively around its bowl, cradling a giant skull ...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh excuse me! I meant to say "nut" butter.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I *think* we'll need to duct tape his mouth
shut and grease him down. I have a whole herd
Wild Pink Panda Jackyls that are dying to get
some white boy ball butter.
Barsnake
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Or - howz about a nice cigar, Monica?
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

yes, I'll take some cigarettes, the Turkish ones.
Admin
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cigars? Cigarettes?
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Justin is a complex young man in need of a good fucking. If he spends enough time in the PORN LOUNGE he is apt to meet the fuck object of his dreams: a slender, pale-skinned girl with small breasts and nipples that look like the filters of Turkish cigarettes. I imagine her name will be something like Annabelle or Lizette.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well HowDEEE!!!
Slap a flag on my nut sack
and fire up the bonar!
I'll take a whole plate...


I'm ready for some DEEP space exploration.
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

head,

Those are not smoked oysters, my friend. They are the clitorises of Polynesian water monkeys. A very rare and expensive aphrodisiac. Two will send you into spasms of ecstasy. Three will break your back and launch your cock into the outer reaches of space.
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Spanish fly, on the rocks.

Turns out that the ancient Voynich Manuscript -- the one that Justin referred to in your Fuck Lounge -- has drawings "... of tiny naked women frolicking in bathtubs connected by intricate plumbing looking more like anatomical parts than hydraulic contraptions."

Turns out that Justin was in the spirit of things all along! How could you doubt him? ;-)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 4:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thank you MC,
Might I be permitted to
groove on some of those
Smoked Clamidian Oysters?
A nice tall glass of barrel-
aged Bukaki Saki would really hit
the spot, G!
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

chevalier,

Drink? Opium?
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

head,

welcome to the PORN LOUNGE. Take off your motorcycle boots and make yourself comfortable. Can I get you a drink? Some Nepalese Temple Balls? Locker Room?
Chevalier
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If you look hard enough, you can see porn here.

my picture

This should please both Justin AND Marc ...
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

THE STORY OF THE EYE
has a scene involving a bull's eye that is one of the most remarkable sexual acts I've ever read.
Breathtakingly over-the-top.
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

anybody reading
THE SEXUAL LIFE OF CATHERINE M.
By Catherine Millet?
Its the sexual memoirs of a well-regarded French art critic. Its created a bit of a scandal in France. I've read excerpts and it does deliver the goods.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

George Bataille's THE STORY OF THE EYE.

Given to me by a brazen, vixen of talented
charm. I started reading a few pages a few
weeks ago. I see now see the beauty in the
name CUNT

I especially like the way the girl sits on
just about everything she sees...
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Justin,

save that bone for later. From the sounds of it,
a good bone is a rarity in your life.

Love, Marc
Chrysippvs
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Certainly I am not self loathing..but I will toss you a bone.

"It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give pleasure when one fornicates. Beauty is a simple thing; ugliness is the exceptional thing. And firey imaginations, no doubt, always prefer the extraordinary thing to the simple thing."

- The Marquis De Sade
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

on the other hand, Bukowski's descriptions of fucking are among the least sexy things you'll ever read.
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Best porn I ever read:
George Bataille's THE STORY OF THE EYE.
Genuinely erotic.
Marccampbell
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 3:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

THE FUCK LOUNGE has been hi-jacked by self-loathing, asexual college kids. Welcome to THE PORN LOUNGE.

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