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Nolamour
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 3:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Incidentally, during most of homo-sapiens tenure on this planet, we also wiped our ass with our bare hands"

I have an old friend from Bangladesh, he ate with his right hand only (no fork or knife) because he said the left hand was "the dirty hand" - I now know what he was talking about.

So, do something wrong in Bangladesh and get your right hand cut off...he said.
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I thought I had the market cornered on ampersands... but cripes, they just don't hold their value like they used to... fucking asterisk mongers!
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If only it were that easy.
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I never really thought of it that way... control the asterisks, control the world! Wow...
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

All the more reason that forums like this are vital to human progress. Communication and technology enable us to share ideas and talk about bullshit. We need to start coming up with a plan to rule the world. (secret: women already rule the world... they have half of everything and all the *****)
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I especially like the part about eating raw meat... mmm... venison fresh off the bone, and still warm too!
Baz
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

yes, it's quite a testament to man's ability to survive, isn't it?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sounds like he's sayin' he wants ta pah-tay!
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 2:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And what's your point?
Anatomist
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 1:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

There's so much joy to spead around... herpes, chlamydia, syphllis, AIDS, genital warts, hepatitis C... one just doesn't know where to begin.

Incidentally, during most of homo-sapiens tenure on this planet, we also wiped our ass with our bare hands, thought sickness was caused by evil spirits, and killed animals with clubs and pointy sticks and ate them raw...

K.
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 1:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mango cream pudding baby!
Admin
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 1:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

miracle whip?

I wonder if you can work up a good froth with that ...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 1:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just start to spreading the
spread dammint!
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 12:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hmm.. Free Love. Did you know that 99 percent of the time we have lived on this planet, we've lived in groups of 12-36 people? Only in times of war does the nuclear family prevail, because it is the most mobile unit that can ensure the survival of the species. I agree with you, Pikkle, with 6,236,506,190 people on the planet, why limit ourselves to a dozen people? Spread the love. Share the joy.
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 11:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"tongue-numbing, brain-warming, stomach-warming, idea-changing liquid alchemy" (For Whom The Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemmingway c. 1930)
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 10:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

My goodness, the things that come out of your mouth girl! You say all the right things...
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 10:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That means Pikkle doesn't have to pay.
Pikkle
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 10:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You know about the mandatory 'free love' requirement, right?
Admin
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 10:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

yes, consider yerself hazed.

let the drinking begin.
Tinkerbell
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2002 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thanks for the warm welcome. Was that my initiation? I do have a bone head by the way....
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - 11:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh, you can come back... ole pikkle was just messin ya around!
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - 10:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tinkerbell
Posted on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - 10:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

O.K.
Pikkle
Posted on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - 9:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Take your shit elsewhere bone head...
Tinkerbell
Posted on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - 9:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hello to all! My name is Tinkerbell. I'm sitting here with my friend Peter Pan. We don't have any green juice but we do have green. 420 anyone?

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