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Raschied
Posted on Sunday, September 8, 2002 - 5:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

never buy glue if the label is peeling off the bottle.

Geez, I think my mother owned the complete set of those books...
2loucheltrec
Posted on Saturday, September 7, 2002 - 8:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ian where did you get those , a lot of them are spewing your drink through your nose funny.
Crowlyman
Posted on Friday, September 6, 2002 - 6:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


I almost choked on my drink on that one!! Holy shit is that funny!
Absinthedrinker
Posted on Friday, September 6, 2002 - 8:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

CHILDREN'S BOOK YOU WILL NEVER SEE

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Let's Run with Scissors
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, September 6, 2002 - 7:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you're a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Mogan_David
Posted on Friday, September 6, 2002 - 4:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A friend will help you move.
A real friend will help you move a body.
Crowlyman
Posted on Thursday, September 5, 2002 - 9:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

When all else fails: Just bomb Iraq!!!!
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, September 5, 2002 - 7:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I know I use babies when I try to sell Ginsu knives.

". . . and it can still cut through this tin can!"
Crowlyman
Posted on Thursday, September 5, 2002 - 7:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

When all else fails: ALWAYS use babies to hock you product.

All men beg for their lives if given the chance.

Sugar in Deva just may be too sweet.

You life is worth millions of dollars if you have millions of dollars.

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