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Crowlyman
Posted on Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 5:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

LOL!!! Thanks MD!
Mogan_David
Posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 8:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Admin
Posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 7:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

yeah, she sure was pretty.

I actually tried to save her. but at that size they're so delicate, one violent bump cuz of my nerves and, well ... SPIDER GOO EVERYWHERE!

that size could kill a person however, so perhaps it's best.
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 7:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

But, at least it's a COOL spider.
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 7:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OH MY! Spider season is NOT over, as I had thought ...

My Skeery Widow

I got home and look who was waitin' for me on the porch, right by the door. This is the largest black widow I ever done seen, almost 1 1/2"!!! I nearly fainted ... look, you can clearly see her hourglass as her belly was facing me. She dead now. Ick.
Crowlyman
Posted on Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 4:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Happy Fun Ball skit was also one of my favorite ones on SNL!
Mogan_David
Posted on Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 11:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 1:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That isn't a rat the camel spider is eating. It's some kind of mouse-sized rodent, but I'm not sure what. Thankfully, camel spiders don't grow to the size of rats.

As for the "mascot" thing, apparently durning the Gulf War (Gulf War I?), bored soldiers would arrange spider fights...
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 8:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The straight dope on camel spiders from the U.S. Air Force, bombing the world into democracy when they're not dodging 6-inch arachnids:

http://www.af.mil/news/Jul2002/n20020726_1187.shtml

Highlights:

They're not actually poisonous to humans - the main dangers from what is described as their "strong bite" are SHOCK (no fucking kidding) and infection...

"[C]amel spiders avoid the heat by running from shadow to shadow... If a camel spider runs toward a person’s shadow and he or she tries to run away, the spider will chase the shadow."

"Chemicals such as bug sprays are not recommended as they most likely will do nothing but make the spider ANGRY, said officials." [emphasis added]

"Officials also warn against trying to capture a camel spider to serve as a PET or MASCOT."

(However, feel free to paint one on your plane fuselage, dressed in a bikini.)
Mogan_David
Posted on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 9:35 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Check out this nasty beast.

It's a camel spider feasting on a rat. Enough for a whole week of nightmares.

spider
Wolfgang
Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 8:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It looks like those creeping in my appartment... We have to kill 2 or 3 every day. I don't know what's the problem with this flat, I never saw so much spiders ! Hopefully we will find a suitable house soon (we'r planning to move next summer).
Bjacques
Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 5:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Plenty of those loitering at night under the overhangs of tram shelters in Amsterdan. The biggest one I've seen was about 1-1/2 inches from toe to toe. There's a stripey in my front doorway; it helps keep the mosquitoes down.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Thursday, September 12, 2002 - 9:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Some type of 'orb weaver' (named for their style of web), enthusiastic catchers and devourers of moths, not poisonous, probably could give you a good pinch if they felt like it, though.

They were very common in abandoned buildings/barns where I grew up, and I see them on bridges all the time. We just called 'em "barn spiders"... They do grow awesomely large and creepy!
Admin
Posted on Thursday, September 12, 2002 - 9:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mr. Michigan Creepy

Just got back from a visit to Michigan, and freaked out on several of these spider fests on the sides of various buildings. I mostly noticed them at night, but there would be dozens of these guys (see picture) hangin' around. From about 1/2" to 1 1/4" leg span, mostly fat like this one. I did see one in the day time at the train depot.

I've posted to a Spider Forum for identification, will let you know what they tell me ...

any clues here!?!?!

eeeeeek!

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