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Posted on Monday, October 14, 2002 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not this lawyer. I don't do divorces.
Take the absinthe.
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 10:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I agree with imp...The lawyers invariably will get the best part of the deal. Aint nuttin good bout a deevorce.

Much luck to you!
Posted on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 3:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Been there, done that, just over three years ago... (In a strange moment of synchronicity, the divorce was finalized on what would have been our eighth anniversary.) Best of luck in all that's to come.

And *of course* you should take the absinthe. Even if it's not the finest, you may get thirsty...
Posted on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 1:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, maybe I should drink it all and puke in the bed before I make my final exit.

Actually, none of it is good enough to fight over. Think I will leave it behind and upgrade when on my own.
Posted on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 6:56 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

If certain items were to disappear (without your knowledge, of course), the process might be smoother -- but it all depends on whether he'll really want to pick a fight over it.

There are people who will fight over the last roll of toilet paper. I hope he's not like that.

Yes, drink it all up. Throw a party. Hire a band.
Posted on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 12:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Torty, my advice is to drink it all.

sorry about that, good luck.
Posted on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 12:04 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's easy,......The Lawyers.
Posted on Monday, October 7, 2002 - 10:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So I am about to divorce and move out. My question to the forum is "Who gets custody of the absinthe?"

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