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Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 17, 2002 - 1:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I also have a BUKAKI SAKI soon to
be available.
My new product manager of creative
design Nolamour is spearheading that
one.

Hey Nola, send a few of those
target heads to my office
(before! the shoot please).
Nascentvirion
Posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 7:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm sure those people who make "watersports" pornos would buy a bottle of heads absinthe.. Probably serve it as refreshments on the set.
Nolamour
Posted on Friday, October 11, 2002 - 9:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

heads
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, October 11, 2002 - 7:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"In the wee wee hours..."
Absinthespoon
Posted on Friday, October 11, 2002 - 6:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just a semantic point, I think "pee pee" is a little boy's penis (like "zizi" in French). That's just pee.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 10, 2002 - 7:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Christ as swizzle stick...

I like it O. You're hired.

Meet my new Field Commander
of Promotional SWAG, Dr. O'.
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Thursday, October 10, 2002 - 6:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sorry, Head, but it's not art without the crucifix...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 10, 2002 - 3:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I like to give back to the community
that has given so much to me.

My director of marketing (Zman) and my
quality control supervisor (Blackjack)
assure you of the authenticity and superb
crafting of this "holy grail" of urine.
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 10:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bottle it and sell it: Head's Absinthe

Just the title of this Monkey Hole post made me roll out of my chair...then of course the picture of your urine...Ahhh, what a treat.
_Blackjack
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 7:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You know, you can test for diabetes mellitus just by TASTING it...

Diabetes insipidus, obviously, can't be checked that way...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 7:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

SERPISS!

It's Slerpis refined.
Zman7
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 7:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks like the new SERPISS Gold to me.
Wolfgang
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 5:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks like Montana absenta...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 9, 2002 - 5:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thank GOD!!!

The specific gravity (1.025) of my urine
indicates that I probably do NOT have
Diabetes Mellitus...

shewieee!

Why does it taste so lemony fresh?

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