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Sepulchritude Forum » The Absinthe Forum Archive thru January 2003 » The Monkey Hole » How to Make State of the Art Sheepgut Condoms circa 1824 « Previous Next »

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Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 10:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Dr O, Sheep is one of my FAVORITEST Tiger Lillies songs. Farmyard Filth is such a fun album.

by the way, is someone who screws in the intestine of a dead sheep a necrozoophiliac?
Posted on Monday, October 21, 2002 - 7:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ahh, sheep.

I guess a sheep condom and an inflatable sheep is the second best choice...
Posted on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 6:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Good point. I got my knee high boots.....
Posted on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 6:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So why all the fuss about fucking sheep? After all, if you've already got your dick in a sheep's intestine . . . why not use a LIVE sheep?
Posted on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 3:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

they were the best, though not with untested strangers...
lamb sausage, anyone?
Posted on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 2:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The shocking thing is, their modern cousin is still being made:

Guaranteed to be JUST A BIT BETTER THAN NOTHING against HIV and STD transmission... good fucking luck, as it were...
Posted on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 12:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


"came in"
Posted on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 8:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"...cut to length of 7-8 inches,..."

You mean they only came in Small?
Posted on Saturday, October 19, 2002 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ordinary Condoms: (Armour, Baudruches, Redingotes Anglaises [kallisti note: English Riding Coats! haha!]) (Used to prevent venereal disease or pregnancy) are made from sheep's intestina
caeca soaked in water for some hours, turned inside out, macerated again
in weak alkaline changed every 12 hours, scraped carefully to removed the
mucous membrane, leaving the peritoneal and muscular coats; exposed to the
vapour of burning brimstone, washed with soap and water; blown up, dried,
cut to length of 7-8 inches, bordered at the open end with a riband.

Baudruches fines: soaked in weak ley, turned inside out, dressed as
before. Soaked in ley again, brimstoned, drawn smooth upon oiled moulds of
a proper size, with the external coat of the gut next to the mould.

Baudruches superfines: washed in 2 soapy waters after soaking in them for
24 hrs and very carefully dressed with the knife. Soaked in hard water for
3 days, the water being often changed; dried with a clean cloth, scented
with essences, and being stretched on a glass mould, rubbed with a glass
to polish them.

Baudruches superfine doubles: in their moist state being on the mould,
another is drawn over also moist, the 2 insides adhere together.

Condoms should be soaked in water before use to make them supple.

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