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Celticgent
Posted on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 1:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Stop your fooling around
Time is stritting right out
Better think of your future
Or else you~ll wind up in jail


Rudi, a message to you
Mogan_David
Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 5:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Trainer,

Are you saying that you paid Tort to piss on you?

I have some portable deer urine if you are interested.

MD
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 12:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

hey, I didn't get my free photo of Rudi. {sniff}
Tortainglese
Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 8:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

ok, you caught me in a bad moment. my apologies.
Crowlyman
Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 1:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

How the waves of conversation can change...


:)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 10:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Honey, you can think all you like...
Round here for $250 I can get a full course
meal WITH all the meat and potatos I can stand.

So save it, Tort. It's all urine, peepee.
Mogan_David
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 8:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

They have eyes but refuse to see..
Tortainglese
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 7:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nope, you are all wrong. Rudi is just here in the Big Apple curled into a little ball on the rug, her snowy white furr dazzling. Sorry, but she wont shit on your chest for $5. But for $250 I will consider pissing on you. A free photo of Rudi is included.
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 7:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Look at the way he's starin' down that barrel like it ain't no thang. That's one bad futhafuckin cat.
Mogan_David
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 6:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's sad how the mighty sometimes fall. I've heard that Rudi, the once revered cat of the jelly toes has fallen in with a bad crowd. He's been seen in leather bars eating refried beans and telling people to call him Rudi-tooty-fresh-and-fruity.

Here he is on a recent episode of Cops. He might have gotten away with the heroin, but when he gave Martha Stewart investment advice...

rudi
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 10:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is she related to Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat?
Bob_Chong
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 11:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"There was a woman who would shit on your chest for five bucks!"

--Papa Hemingway's "New York Stories"
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 11:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Does she tear up furniture, crap in a box, sleep 23 hours a day, and have jellied toes? Tort may know her.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 2:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Even in his former life
as a painted sacred cow
the bovine Rudi was the
fairest of them all.

(damn! no exclusive footage)
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 10:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Did you know that she used to be a man?
Crowlyman
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rudi Bakhtiar from CNN Headline is hot. Her delivery sucks, but she sure is purty.


Thats all I have to say about that.

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