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Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 3:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

O.K. That's enough work for one day. I'm going home.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 3:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's superdimensional!
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yep. Every time I turn around and look, there's that monkey hole.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

We just take the monkey hole every
where we go don't we Pere Pata?
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He calls it "Head Cheese"
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll bet Marc has a whole mess of smegma
under the hood of that big black syphillitic
rockstar cock of his.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I wish I had smegma... Thanks MOM!!!
Admin
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think I originally heard it on Monty Python. There was a Mrs. Smegma or something in a sketch. hehe.
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ha ha!! My cousin used to say it all the time, but I wasn't sure if he made it up, so I just checked before I wrote it. It's in Merriam Webster's, alright.
Admin
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I used to test dictionaries by whether or not they contained "smegma."

Um, favorite? well ...
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Aw, come on. What's your favorite body fluid? Make mine "Smegma". I like the sound of it.
Admin
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 2:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

oh, now you're just flinging glop.
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 1:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Smegma
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 1:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cream of Organ
Pataphysician
Posted on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 6:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Head and Shoulders
Bob_Chong
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 11:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Or Metamucil. Patamucil?

Metamucil is orange and would go nicely with the red of Sir Piss.

Also, it would aid the much vaunted "secondary effect" of laying easy cable the following morning.


Serpis Haiku

The fat, floaty craps
Are as fluffy as a cloud.
Give me Serpis now.
Mogan_David
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 10:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pata, you must eat a lot of bran.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mmmm... Sounds like a Roman tradition!
Pataphysician
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 8:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

One more ingredient: squat down, squeeze out about 12 feet of doo doo in it.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 8:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

or drizzled over pumpkin ice cream...
yummmmm!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 8:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sounds like that would go good on
some jasmine rice Z!
Zman7
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 8:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If you're feeling rich $$$$ substitute one gram of Spanish saffron for the annato seeds, a few drops of anise oil,,,and you may have something nearly, almost, not quite, approaching drinkable.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

SHIT DAMN FUCK!!!

Thanks man!


ADDENDUM: As many Black Twizzlers as you
need to eat while drinking your WET'N'RED
Marc
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 6:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

you forgot the pulverized black Twizzlers.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 6:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

SERPIS Recipe

1L - Grain Alcohol (proof? who cares?)
1 tsp - Cinnamon
3 grams - of Orange zest
1 cup - Granulated Sugar
5 Rounded Tbs - Crushed Annato seeds
two drops of HERBPHARM brand WORMWOOD EXTRACT

Shake that badboy up and...

*Presto* Instant hangover!

PLEASE if any of you armchair experts wanna
embellish "perfection" I'll be sipping here
waiting... waiting... waiting... zzzzzzzzz.....

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