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_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 3:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I dunno. Eddie Izzard has done great stuff with monkeys in French.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 3:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You're right Bubba-Wu, singe sale ain't
quite got the same ring as a a good ol'
dirty monkey do.
Wolfgang
Posted on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 2:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"the comedic
worthiness of monkeys in French
Canadian culture."


You mean *singe* ... And *singe* is not as funny as "monkey" ...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 8:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Appologies to the Monkey King.

I realised that later that night
as I xxxxx in bed looking up at
the ceiling pondering the comedic
worthiness of monkeys in French
Canadian culture. The next morning
it slipped my mind altogether.
Raschied
Posted on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 7:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You forgot my two:

www.clanofthebadmonkey.com

and

www.badmonkey.tv
Zman7
Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 8:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

With all those links you would have thought someone would have taken "spankthemonkey.com"
Dr_Ordinaire
Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 8:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

IMHO, in the ranking of inherently funny things, monkeys are second only to farts.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 10:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://monkey.org/
http://www.monkey.com.br/
http://www.honda-monkey.com/
http://www.monkey.com/
http://www.webmonkey.com/
http://www.monkeyheaven.com/
http://www.monkeyzone.com/
http://www.lustmonkey.com/
http://www.monkeybutt.com/
http://www.funkmonkey.com/
http://www.monkeycock.com/
http://www.monkeyfart.com/
http://www.monkey-mafia.com/
http://video.iron-monkey.com/
http://www.cheekymonkey.com/
http://www.sock-monkey.com/
http://www.surfmonkey.com/
http://www.ninja-monkey.com/
http://www.silly-monkey.com/
http://www.sea-monkey.com/
http://www.chunkymonkey.com/
http://www.java-monkey.com/
http://www.theyellowmonkey.com/
http://www.goldmonkey.com/
http://www.pinkmonkey.com/
http://www.blue-monkey.com/
http://www.bluemonkeysideshow.com/
http://www.monkey.ch.vu/
http://www.alandmonkey.com/
http://www.himonkey.net/
http://www.monkeyphonecall.com/
http://www.monkeysaudio.com/
http://www.monkeymaddness.com/
http://www.feedthemonkey.com/
http://www.buckmonkey.com/
http://www.ultramonkey.org/
http://www.monkeyfist.net/
http://www.monkeysweat.com/
http://www.monkeycube.com/
http://www.compassmonkey.com/


Ok maybe monkey dosen't make everything to laugh.
But it's out there.

I have to go...
my eyes are beginning to turn
to yellow goo...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 6:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I SAID LAUGH MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

or should I say MONKEY Fucker!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 6:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Exactly.

One could spend their time more
productively by, packing bags
at a grocery store, driving a
taxi, cutting up large chunks of
metal at a scrap yard, turning a
screw on a conveyer line 864000 times
a day, mopping the floors at a slaughter
house, waiting in line day after day at the
unemployment office watching Jerry Springer
and a host of "Judge" shows...

Why should there ever be "people to laugh"
over the word monkey?
Wolfgang
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 6:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What a time waster!

The thing is whereever you put the word "monkey", there will be people to laugh or at least to be curious.
Admin
Posted on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 4:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.sfweekly.com/issues/2002-10-23/feature.html/1/index.html

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