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Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, November 17, 2002 - 9:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HEY watch it mister!!!
_Blackjack
Posted on Sunday, November 17, 2002 - 8:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I call it "foring". Or "bunny".
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, November 17, 2002 - 12:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Funny AND boring! You rule Jacko!
_Blackjack
Posted on Sunday, November 17, 2002 - 11:13 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

R.A. Wilson once said something to the effect that, while he was open to the idea of extraterrestrial visitation, he simply could not accept that Whitley Strieber had such a delicious bung-hole that it would be worth travelling billions of miles just to probe it.
_Blackjack
Posted on Sunday, November 17, 2002 - 11:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

I've always believed that aliens are not aliens per se but human time travellers.



That's just a reasonalbe a conclusion as the assmuption that they are aliens, since the superluminal travel necessary to conveniently reach Earth from most of the universe would be essentially time travel anyway.

Oops, I'm being boring again...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, November 16, 2002 - 11:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

NO!!!
Marc
Posted on Saturday, November 16, 2002 - 11:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Head,

Look around. If you had a life, would you spend time here?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, November 16, 2002 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Boy...

those NYT Film farts sure
cut a choagy from your
FILM FORUM.

What's up with that???

Not chic enough?

FRIDA FUCKIN' ROCKED...
Buncha' TAYMOR HATIN' ASSHOLES!!!

FUCK EMINEM. FUCK THE RING!
FUCK THE NYTFF!!!

...and that's all I got to say about that!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, November 16, 2002 - 2:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

...nah squeal like a pig!
Bob_Chong
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 10:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I've always believed that aliens are not aliens per se but human time travellers. Because, after all, who but a human would conquer the space-time continuum only to peform medical experiments and gang-probings? I like to think that over the next few eons, no matter how much we evolve, we would retain that insatiable urge to find new things and cut them up.

(Also, perhaps they're trying to get DNA to beef up their own depleted gene pool.)

"What is it that you require of us?"

"I reee-quire you to get your ass up in that spaceship."

"Now strip."

"Strip?"

"Right off...them panties, too."
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 9:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Watch out fer them Venusians
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 9:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gee Wally. I'm sure glad
Rabid isn't an alien...

(cue music)

dahn dahn DAHNNNNN!!!
(space noise beeping and
wurring in back ground)
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 8:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Say you're an alien, hovering around the moon or whatnot. You pick up some shit like 'Independance Day' or 'They Live' on the ol' viewscreen.

Wouldn't you turn to your fellow aliens and say

'OK. No, seriously, fuck this. You know what, how about I just go shove this thing up someone's ass down there. How about that, mister Americans Always Beat The Aliens.

Yeah- unless I catch a 'cold' first, for the love of fuck. I mean, or you upload a virus onto my computer that blows up my whole fleet, because, y'know, I forgot I shouldn't put an I-book compatible self destruct mechanism in.

I'm not an American Human so I must be a fucking idiot, right? Yeah. And then you can send Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sigourney Weaver to kick my ass, because even if I bring my death ray, I won't aim it or anything. I'll try to eat you instead of disintigrating you from way up here in outer space.

This will be right after I send you magical signals to build a mashed potato mountain, because I'm too fucking stupid to send you a letter or call your cell phone or whatever. We aliens always prefer to communicate by mashed potato.

What's it do? This? I'll tell you what. It goes up an ass and lodges there. Painfully. That's all. I found it in the garbage down in engineering. I think it's toxic.

Oh yeah. Way up there.'
Bjacques
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 7:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So why is it that aliens land everywhere, but only do the anal-probe-and-implant thing in America?

Piece.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 6:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Your perception of a "professional"
Forum contributor really perplexes
me. Instead of being a sour puss how
about flopping that 10 and a half
inches of Alabama white snake up here
on the desk for everyone to see and
we'll have a little show and
don't ask don't tell? Mr. Fucker!!!
Celticgent
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 6:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

What's the difference between hippies and trampolines? You take off your boots when you jump on trampolines. duh-dum *rimshot*

Thank you, thank you.....I'll be here all week.
Marc
Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 11:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

head,

you got to admit, its amateur hour around here,
unless you like the opry shit and ebay. There's more radical action at the Christian Youth website.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 9:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ok I concede...

You're more fun than me.

CURSES, YOU'VE DEFEATED
ME AGAIN!!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, November 6, 2002 - 7:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hi folks, Head_prosthesis here.
When I'm not posting to the Forum
or kicking the ass of fading rock
stars... I'm enjoying the smooth
cold filtered taste of Slerpis-lite.
It's the brain freeze treat that never
makes you throw up and always beats
your pastey white bread ass down.

So crack open a red one today.

Slerpis-lite,
it makes your ditter hard!
Marc
Posted on Wednesday, November 6, 2002 - 7:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think I'm cumming.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, November 6, 2002 - 6:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

YOULONGHAIREDHIPPYMOTHER
FUCKENSHITTALKINASSHOLE
COCKWEILDINDICKDRAGGIN
SYPHILLITICBIFOCALWEARIN
LEATHERCLADDOODOOBREATH
PATCHOULISMELLINHAIKARATE
WEARINBALLSWINGIN...

*deep breath*

...DRINKPOURINMONEYLENDIN
OPENDOOREDHOSPITABLEGRACIOUS
HOSTKINDHEARTEDWARMLOVINGMODEL
OFLOVEANDCOMPASSIONFORFELLOWMAN

Do you really want some of this?

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