|Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 5:00 am: |
True that.....true that.
|Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 7:55 pm: |
I feels you Boo, White Rain is off the hook, ya heard?
|Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 3:26 am: |
White Rain!?!? The hair spray? Girl! My mamma use that shit too! Her shit looks Tight!! youfeelme!?
|Posted on Sunday, November 24, 2002 - 11:01 pm: |
So much for that.
|Posted on Saturday, November 16, 2002 - 7:11 pm: |
My mom was laughing about the
way the rest of the country says
In Michigan we say 8 mile.
With the emphasis on the "8"
and down on the "mile".
You New Yorkers and TV people
say it like this...
low on the "8" and with the
emphasis on the "mile".
"Amusing herself since 1941."
|Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 8:00 pm: |
One of the radio stations was giving away
tickets and had a big prize for one person
which was tickets, a dinner with some VIPs
from the film (probably local set monkeys
that worked on getting donuts and coffee
for the sound dept.) and a limo ride down
you guessed it... 8MILE.
"Who's the MACK in that Looooooong! Cadillac?"
|Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 7:28 pm: |
Ok... Aside from being a lame drunk,
I'm also very busy. BUT! The BIG MAN!
saw 8MILE and I'll give you his review.
BIG MAN: Oh yeah! Went to see your movie
last night Head!
Head: Oh yeah? What was I starring in?
BIG MAN: Oh you were in a movie called 8MILE!!!
Head: Like the street?
BIG MAN: Yeah the street. You played a white
guy that works in a stamping plant who wants
to be a rap star. OH SAVE YER MONEY!!! IT WAS BAD!!!
All you did was rap through the whole fuckin'
movie. The lady in the roach coach that used to
come here, you know? She's in the movie! She's
outside sellin' milk and cookies to you and your
buddies and she's rappin' about snacks and change.
AND EVERY SCENE IS DREARY DARK DEPRESSING!!!
Head: Well I did shoot it in Detroit?
BIG MAN: It looked like fuckin' BEIRUT!
I can't see how you got the "R" rating though
the only swear word you use is Mother Fucker,
Mother Fuck this, Mother Fuck that, Fuckin' Mother Fucker.
Then your mom Kim Bassinger, she don't show nothin'
NO BUSH, NO ASS, NO TITTIES!!!
BIG MAN: OH IT GET'S WORSE!!! The sex scene
with you and your girlfriend. The best you can do
is get her down to her bra and panties.
OH IT WAS BAD!!! SAVE YER MONEY, IT WAS BAD!!!!
OH YOU GOTTA LOSE YERSELF ABOUT 7 BUCKS...
|Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 5:05 pm: |
I liked 8 MILE alot.
Most of the sepulchritude crowd can't be bothered going to the movies or reading books. They're a bunch of drunks.
|Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 4:41 pm: |
Am I the only homegirl who has seen 8 Mile?
Whuz's up with dat? Em entertained me like I haven't been entertained in a long time. Move over Prince(ss) cause White Rain about ta take over.
I know that's right!