|Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 7:50 pm: |
It's not easy being green (and mouldy)
|Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 8:35 am: |
I thought it was an intestinal disorder. Either way he's dead.
|Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 1:54 am: |
Did you know that Jim Henson died of flesh eating disease?
|Posted on Sunday, December 1, 2002 - 1:32 am: |
Hey Henson, Grab the fountain and let's have a drink.
Wow this Absinthe thing is good!
So, what do you want to do?
Write some poetry...Talk philosophy...
Naa, get my sock. "Hi, my name is sockey"
Damn that's funny, what do you say we make a living doing this stuff?
Why not, you can be a green frog and I can be a pink pig.
Damn, we're rich!
The making of the muppets conspiracy!
|Posted on Friday, November 29, 2002 - 6:50 pm: |
Just tuned in to the new Muppet movie, in which Kermit and the Muppets are staging a spectacular show to save the Muppet Theater.
At the beginning of the stage production, Kermit arrives at the . . . you guessed it . . . Moulin Scrooge. He starts his evening by drinking a sparkling green root beer, from which a winged frog emerges and proclaims, "I'm the green fairy!"
Perhaps the absinthe lobby has gotten to the Muppets? It's all part of a great green conspiracy!