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Archive through December 04, 2002

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Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 5:36 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"g" ... as in "spot"?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 5:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was making love to it one
last time. It's out the door
now, "g".
Chevalier
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 4:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Haven't you shipped that damn bottle YET?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 3, 2002 - 7:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Chevalier and crew,

*sigh* I'm not alone... yet I am.
Been playing a lot of solitaire, if
you know what I mean.

Roads cross all the time. Beautifully.

BOOZE, BUNS and BOOTY ZAPPING FUN!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 3, 2002 - 3:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OH LOOK TAVVY!!! Kitty made a Christmas
prezzie just for you.

Kitty Luvs Tavvy

Ooh? What is it? What is it???

Poo 4 U
Tavarua
Posted on Tuesday, December 3, 2002 - 5:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sure, I've got $19.50 on it
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 7:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So what do you think Tav...

Should I put this back up on
the old "Auction Block"???

Kreemy Image
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 6:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ok Tavvy, you're absolutely right...

You are no winning bidder. No sir!
Anyone that would threaten spam has no
respect for itself or others.

The real winning bidder is a man of honor.

I'll pray for your conversion Tavvy.

Poor thing!
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

pull
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You bitch!

Next time... I'm on the top
and YOU ARE FUCKED!!!
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No porn!! Spam for you.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

DEAD BEAT TAVVY!!!
Won't pay his bills
DEAD BEAT TAVVY!!!
Movin' to the hills

Hand in hand with Ted K.
Humpin' Aretha Franklin in the A!
DEAD BEAT TAVVY!!!
The wallet sitting shill!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

DIGRESS THESE BALLED UP NUTS!!!
YOU OWE ME PORN!!!

PAY UP FLABBY!!!
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Let me digress, I placed no bids. Wise up cracker jack, the answer is staring you right in the round face.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 5:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

LUCIFER'S FUCKING CUNT!!!!

HOW AM I EVER GONNA RECOOP
THAT $1.57???

TAVVY YOU DEAD BEAT!
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 4:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

DEAD BEAT BIDDER!!! BLOCK TAVVY!!! BLOCK HIM!!!
IF I COULD, I'D CRAWL THROUGH THESE GODDAMN
LINES AND WRING THAT FUCKING PORN
RIGHT OUT OF YOU!!!!
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 4:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"MONEY OR PORN!!!"
Ah yes, the eternal question. But no, I think you will have the spam.

Twas not I who cast the final bid. If this guy doesn't make with the money or porn, cast it into the hands of the hippie with the large endowment. (Doing a push up, "look, no hands".)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 2:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tavvy, you dead beat bidder...

gimmie my money!!! MONEY OR PORN!!!
THAT WAS THE DEAL!!!!
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 11:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

No thanks Uncie Head, I'm not falling for that again. No more pony rides please, it hurts my special area.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 11:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sit on it.
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 10:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Whack on, whack off?
Pataphysician
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 10:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

From the left pocket to the right?
Chevalier
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 10:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Has oljonnyk sent payment yet, Head? ;-)
Tavarua
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 9:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mercy is for the weak, we donít train to be weak here Larusso.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 2, 2002 - 9:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

OH MY GOD!!!!
HAVE YOU NO RESPECT
FOR PEOPLE'S PRIVACY!!!!

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