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Marc
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 5:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

lordhobgoblin comes on strong for a skinny pasty-faced little wanker. The internet makes tough guys out of soft boys.

lord, you're about as punk as the sock monkey hangin' from the knob of my throbbing cock.
Drinky_Crow
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 5:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

They (the jackbooted gunners) don't give a shit how I feel and I don't give a shit how they feel. That's life.




No, life is when they jam the gun in your mouth or the jackboot in your ass. The gun ALWAYS wins the argument. You seem to have a great deal of difficulty grasping this fact. But the way the UK is going, you'll get it, sooner or later.
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 9:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"You guys want an open fourm? Start your own fourm! Consider it an art porject. There must be a reason why it,s not an open fourm?"

I'm getting involved in no art project.

This was once an open forum and it had much more vitality, arguments and fun. People dropped in when passing by and contributed their tuppence worth, this won't happen if people have to register. Sure we had trolls that pissed us off but these days we'd be glad of a troll or two to liven things up. And anyway what sort of punk rock bar has a members only policy?

You seem to support a closed forum because you figure there must be a reason for it even if you don't know what that reason is. I hear the bleating of sheep. Support the status quo because it must be right even though you don't know why. This attitude in a supposed punk rock stripper bar? Sid Vicious would turn in his grave.

Burn down the forum and all its registered users and start again.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 7:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

One fourth of all
the people who register
actually post
and then once they post
the masses
decend
and they never ever
post again.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 6:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh indeed.

Your right to anonymity and free speach
supersedes your culpability. When the feds
come knocking at the door, so what? As long
as it ain't yours.
Uncle
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 5:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You guys want an open fourm? Start your own fourm! Consider it an art porject. There must be a reason why it,s not an open fourm? like I said "More storys of piss flaps and slurpis's!OH! YEAH!
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2002 - 2:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I don't like the thought of seeing 'So there's a computer in the prison library, and thats cool, but man my ass really hurts' posted."

Well then just be helpful and advise the poster to steal some margarine from the prison canteen and always keep it at the ready.

"There are guys with jackboots and guns who don't give a shit how we feel about things."

They don't give a shit how I feel and I don't give a shit how they feel. That's life.

Open the doors to everyone, no registration, no restrictions, no bannings, no rules. End the private members club, open the doors to all comers and goers. Turn the place into a public bar (a punk rock stripper bar if you like but not a cafe-bar full of tortured souls having deep and meaningful discussions about art) of the spit and sawdust type. A place where all are welcome and where calling the regulars a bunch of wankers will not result in you getting banned but will instead result in you getting a bottle smashed over your head by the offended regular, but you're still free to turn up again the next night if you wish.

So lets have one last banning session. Kick all members off the forum and scrap the registration system and go back to how the place was 3 or 4 years ago.

If, as some people insist, this forum is dead then what is there too lose?
Petermarc
Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 5:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

>I say "ban every-fucking-body!!!"

Except Petermarc...

i would never want to be a member of a club that would not ban me as a member...
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 3:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

But Hobby, what do we do about The Man?

The Man was looking at this place pretty closely- there needs to be some control. I don't like the thought of seeing 'So there's a computer in the prison library, and thats cool, but man my ass really hurts' posted.

Remember the reason for the Announcement post, still visible in all it's grisly free-speech-suppressedness?

There are guys with jackboots and guns who don't give a shit how we feel about things.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 3:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I say "ban every-fucking-body!!!"

Except Petermarc...

and maybe Chevlaier.

Or UNCLE! Yeah! KEEP UNCLE!!!
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 7:36 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Scrap registration and make the forum an open, anarchic free-for-all once again. Let's have a few trolls and masqueraders and ban banning. Kick all registered posters off the forum and open the doors to anyone who happens to be passing (including the posters who used to be registered).

No point complaining about lack of vitality in the place and then supporting keeping the place as a private club which keeps the 'rif-raf' out and bans trouble-making members. You can't have your cake and eat it.
Uncle
Posted on Saturday, December 7, 2002 - 3:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think we need more stories of piss flaps and meat curtins! Yeah! That's the ticket!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 9:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I guess when you're in the
home of extremists...

That's pretty fuckin' free!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 9:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wait... He's in Thailand?
Dosen't that make him
more-free, free-est,
free-er already.
Thegreenimp
Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 9:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Free Don!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, December 6, 2002 - 9:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I THINK
we need more posturing,
argumentative, arrogant,
self righteous, bigoted,
mother fuckers...

Let's bring back everyone
that ever got banned???

Starting with the original
86 "Staticburst"...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 5, 2002 - 7:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Most people need people...

...even if they despise people.

They just can't get enough of that
sweaty smellin' human contact stuff.

I guess if I had an opinion
this forum is similar to a mirror.
I see what I do here, and it gets me
very horny. So I keep watching myself
post and it gets me more and more erect
until I can't stand it anymore and I am spent.

Then I clean myself up, I lay back,
drink a few beers and play some more
of the SIMS to work on my "social skills".
Mr_Rabid
Posted on Thursday, December 5, 2002 - 7:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You know Marc, I kind of agree with you and all but...

You can't shout the dead back to life. That requires a great deal of static electricity and/or some greenish fluid (preferably glowing) in a syringe.

If you post something other than vitriol- some of this art you mention- maybe it will kick start.

Or maybe not.

As part of the problem, I'm not posting anything worthwhile. I spend all my time at work these days, and when I'm not there I'm learing to program in C or playing a video game.

But I do still wonder why it went from being a freaking part of my life to that website I kinda check once a week if I don't forget.

People don't generally drive hundreds of miles to party together, start businesses with one another and form lasting real life friendships based on a message board, but all that happened here.

There was real art and discussion so erudite it would give an eagle a nosebleed. Jarry and Van Goh would have both been right at home here, flinging poo at Poe and Wilde over gun control or thujone.

What the fuck happened?
Petermarc
Posted on Thursday, December 5, 2002 - 3:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

it's Pokkwoge...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 7:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"eata aisoowowfwasaasi"


What the fuck does that spell???
Marc
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 7:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ebay junkies
and jiveass flunkies
talking trash
about monkeys and gash

as for me
I'd rather be
sucking the cunt
or leperous stump
of a Calcutta whore
with gangrenous sores
or fucking a fairy
with gleaming slit, slick and hairy
falling deep into that hole
where pink meat turns to soul
and god's perfume
stinks of doom
as death convulses
and a blue vein pulses
spewing pearls
into little girls
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 3:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My God! How sick and dull this has become
one day it's bad eBay auctions the next
day it's the Henny Youngman film critique
even Head has turned into a distorted
replication of his once brilliant self
no more golden days no more

And the thought of more fru fru
booze entering the market just makes my liver
sting like the sores of a thousand needles.
I can't imagine what's
next in the "oh so" trendy line.
Tarragona with oxygen/caffine infusion?
Heaven help us! The
end IS near!

Did you
ever wonder what would happen if people
shut off their tv's and computers?
Think the world would stop? Or would it keep
right on going? But in a better direction.
Or would nothing change?
You go ahead and try it.
See what happens...

Then maybe you'd see more than a
high resolution pattern of vibrating
energy pulsating in front of you.

Cook a meal.
Read a book about art.
Eat something you've never tasted before.
Apply for a grant and make a sculpture.
Teach a child how to whittle a flute.
Invent a better mouse trap.
Vote republican.
End world hunger.

Stop
pissing
incessantly
ranting
incoherently
to us... we don't give a fuck.
Admin
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 10:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

correct, I'm currently off customizing anatomically correct fashion dolls.

braiding pink doll hair, for the moment, is more rewarding.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, December 4, 2002 - 5:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

*sigh*

How many times do I have
to beat your ass?
Marc
Posted on Tuesday, December 3, 2002 - 11:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You fucking mouthbreathing losers should try creating some fucking art.

Sepulchritude is spiritualy bankrupt.

Kallisti, I understand why you no longer contribute to your own website. It has no soul.

I keep returning, hoping for some sign of life, but there's nothing here. Its dead. Rotten.
Repulsive.

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