| Author |
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Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 12:53 pm: |   |
Who says ya can't learn anything in this place? |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:56 am: | |
Naa...if you look closely, there is a cut around the bottom of the bottle.
Remove the bottom of the bottle with a fine glass cutter, dump in the larger area, add a greenish colored liquid (maybe Nyquil), seal it with super glue, call it Authentic and you're in business.
This solves the aiming for a one inch hole mystery.
SEE...you gotta be Optimally Smart for this kind of thing. |
Drinkslinger
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:52 am: | |
The trick to crapping down a bottle neck is to jam it snugly in the sphincter before releasing the bowels. I believe Jabi owns the US patent on the procedure! Unfortunately Jabi has been jabbing a lot of unsupecting people in the sphincter these days... |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:47 am: | |
Pucker tightly. |
Thegreenimp
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:39 am: | |
Aim Carefully |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:34 am: | |
And how do you crap down a bottleneck? |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:34 am: | |
Shit floating in it? Like, vintage shit, or new? |
Optimalsmarts
| | Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 7:03 am: | |
As far as the Sapin, im sellin it for little more than i paid. I have no customers for it as of right now. The vintage pernod bottle i have nothing to do with. I know alterperceptions has 21 feedbacks and so do i but seriously we are not the same. Besides, the bottle I have doesnt look half as good as that and it has shit floating in it. OS. |
Crosby
| | Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 10:47 pm: | |
Hey Optional Smarts,
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13910&item=749818958
Trying to get rid of your mistake under another name? |
Crosby
| | Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 10:43 pm: | |
WTF:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=369&item=749681478 |
Nolamour
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 6:36 pm: | |
True, when I perused the "Bargain" prices of OS I couldn't help but compare to the wonderful prices of another US dealer.
Keep up the bashing and we can expect lower prices?
"What? 100 shekkles for that? It's worth at least 170...Well, aren't you going to haggle?" |
Drinkslinger
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 6:16 pm: | |
Just for fun I thought I'd check out the "New" OS page. It appears that some of our comments have been taken to heart. Prices have come down... $170, shipping included for Swiss La Bleue... and this
*****WE WILL NOT REFUSE A REASONABLE DEAL, EMAIL US AND WE WILL NEGOTIATE ANY PRICE ON ANY PRODUCT!!!! WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS*****
I've read many posts concerning Betty's prices. Now someone comes along and tries to start a US price war. Why are we angry?
Somebody 'splain to me. |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 11:06 pm: | |
Quote:I had to try it, it was just sitting there daring me to open it.....
Ummm . . . the douche bag? |
Louched_Liver
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 10:02 pm: | |
He wins! |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:38 pm: | |
Note the emoticon. |
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