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An ODE to OPTIMALSMARTS

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Archive through December 13, 2002Head_Prosthesis25 12-13-02  4:09 pm
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Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 12:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Who says ya can't learn anything in this place?
Nolamour
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:56 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Naa...if you look closely, there is a cut around the bottom of the bottle.
Remove the bottom of the bottle with a fine glass cutter, dump in the larger area, add a greenish colored liquid (maybe Nyquil), seal it with super glue, call it Authentic and you're in business.
This solves the aiming for a one inch hole mystery.

SEE...you gotta be Optimally Smart for this kind of thing.
Drinkslinger
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The trick to crapping down a bottle neck is to jam it snugly in the sphincter before releasing the bowels. I believe Jabi owns the US patent on the procedure! Unfortunately Jabi has been jabbing a lot of unsupecting people in the sphincter these days...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pucker tightly.
Thegreenimp
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Aim Carefully
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And how do you crap down a bottleneck?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shit floating in it? Like, vintage shit, or new?
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 7:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

As far as the Sapin, im sellin it for little more than i paid. I have no customers for it as of right now. The vintage pernod bottle i have nothing to do with. I know alterperceptions has 21 feedbacks and so do i but seriously we are not the same. Besides, the bottle I have doesnt look half as good as that and it has shit floating in it. OS.
Crosby
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 10:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Optional Smarts,

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13910&item=749818958

Trying to get rid of your mistake under another name?
Crosby
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 10:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

WTF:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=369&item=749681478
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 6:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

True, when I perused the "Bargain" prices of OS I couldn't help but compare to the wonderful prices of another US dealer.

Keep up the bashing and we can expect lower prices?

"What? 100 shekkles for that? It's worth at least 170...Well, aren't you going to haggle?"
Drinkslinger
Posted on Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 6:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just for fun I thought I'd check out the "New" OS page. It appears that some of our comments have been taken to heart. Prices have come down... $170, shipping included for Swiss La Bleue... and this

*****WE WILL NOT REFUSE A REASONABLE DEAL, EMAIL US AND WE WILL NEGOTIATE ANY PRICE ON ANY PRODUCT!!!! WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS*****

I've read many posts concerning Betty's prices. Now someone comes along and tries to start a US price war. Why are we angry?
Somebody 'splain to me.
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 11:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

I had to try it, it was just sitting there daring me to open it.....


Ummm . . . the douche bag?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 10:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He wins!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Note the emoticon.

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