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Archive through December 10, 2002

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Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Assquick over here, shit on the side."
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I like the sound of Assquick.
Can I have a short stack?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK, deep breaths.
In

Out

In

Out
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Slow down Louchey...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bow.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That in itself was worthy
of a pupil of brilliance.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, I dropped and broke it, but grabbed another one outtah my ass quick.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The brilliance is blinding. It's driving all the other posters away.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nice save.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ooops!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

See how it sits in betwixt
brilliance? Tell me that ain't
brilliant!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's as close as I can get, sensei.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That was near brilliance
my friend.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 5:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You know you're a hit
When you make a dog shit
And there's not a hat that will fit
Your huge noggin', ya twit
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 4:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Burden of Being Brilliant
a poem by
Head_prosthesis


It's a bummer when
you forever spend
time explaining your brilliance

But the joy of it all
When the hats tip and curtsies fall
at the marvel and wonder of your brilliance

(I believe this is my most
brilliant poem ever)
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 4:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Why, Thank You.
You're so right kind!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 4:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just got back from Asta sullying the snow in West Park. Tavvy has more than enough shit, believe me, I'll let the fine Allentown Parks Dept. clean it out of the trash bin.
Yes, it is quite a trick to incite a dog to shitting a load from 625 miles away-
BRILLIANT!!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 4:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

When she does please
forward it to our friend Tavvy?

You like the dog pooh trick?
I invented that!
Brilliant eh?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 4:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Headlice sez:

Quote:

You knew I was brilliant before I told you
so, right?




Um, yeah, oh sure! Yeah, yeah, of course!! Always could tell right away. In a heartbeat. Like that. Instamatically. Zap, like-ZAP! That quick.

P.S. My pooch is threatening to shit on the floor again. I guess just mentioning you gets her bowels all loose. Don't even need the phone anymore.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 3:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I must humble myself in
describing my own brilliance...
It isn't easy you know?
When your way up here!
and everybody else is

...way
down here...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 3:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mark your calendars folks!

He's the MAN!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 2:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

One day they'll all look back
and say "If only Head_P had
won the 2000 election, we'd
all have been a lot better off".

Why couldn't they have allowed
my dangling nads?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 2:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tis true, I am ceaseless (thanks babe)
and I am quite brilliant. I really am,
I mean, no one amazes me more than myself.
No one can put a smile on this static face
better than old Head P.

You knew I was brilliant before I told you
so, right?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 10:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You may forget your own brilliance, but you thankfully don't forget to remind everyone else of it.

If you can't enjoy your own posts 50-60 times, Headwound, who's can you enjoy?

Talking forever? Fuck!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 10:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

L-inelle

Thanks for reminding me
of my own brilliance.

Sometimes I forget.

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