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Oh The Horror!

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Uncle
Posted on Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 8:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Blow Monkeys
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 3:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

This is a great day for Horror...

LA. State Senator BUSTED in an Adult Video store (along with 6 others).
They found him masterbating and performing oral sex in the back room.

Hey, Leave the bastards alone...they need love too!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 2:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Heeheehee...
Nolamour
Posted on Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 11:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A MONKEY IS ON THE LOOSE IN JAPAN... AND ATTACKING WOMEN.
23 HAVE BEEN BITTEN IN THE LAST FOUR DAYS.
WOMEN OF ALL AGES ARE BEING TOLD TO TRAVEL IN GROUPS - AND NOT WEAR
SKIRTS.
POLICE ARE WORKING OVERTIME PATROLLING SCHOOL GROUNDS AND WOODED AREAS -
TRYING TO CAPTURE THE ANIMAL.
THE COUNTRY IS UNDER A STATE OF EMERGENCY UNTIL IT'S FOUND.

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