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Raschied
| | Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 12:32 am: |   |
saw it in a porn house in Amsterdam once. Scarred me for life. |
Vortex
| | Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 12:26 am: | |
I have a German video called "Eels for Pleasure." It's a classic. |
Zman7
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 7:57 pm: | |
I too, like Emile 68, and have ordered two more bottles. But if someone really wants some the Emile that has that unique Em-eel scent, I have a bottle that I'll sell ya..... |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:49 pm: | |
That's what I'm sayin' *meeeowwww!!!* |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:47 pm: | |
Wet, please.
. . . and who says the guy gettin it lost? Not if it's bein done right! |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:32 pm: | |
Oh... Wet or Vas for you?
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Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:30 pm: | |
We'll flip a coin
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Traineraz
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:29 pm: | |
WOOHOO!
Where's da lube? and who's on top tonight, or are we switchin' off? |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:27 pm: | |
Come on Freakzilla, your
Big Booty Daddy is here!!!! |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:24 pm: | |
. . . and on a more serious note, Emile arrived only a couple of days after I ordered, unmolested and quite happy. And tasty. I had to wait til today to give Emile a slurp, since I had a big school project due yesterday . . . and after the all-nighters, I didn't think alcohol would be a good idea.
Heck, I fell asleep in the bathroom yesterday WITHOUT alcohol. That's when I knew it was time for a nap. 15 hours, to be precise. |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:17 pm: | |
"lock up the sheep and close the
barn door, he ain't just a
fire hazard anymore!!!" |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:15 pm: | |
Can't I just use your manpussy? After all, you let me use it to open beer bottles . . . Talk about the Kung-Fu GRIP! |
Head_Prosthesis
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:07 pm: | |
"I tried to recreate it by jamming some..."
Perhaps you should lower your
vagina down onto it... Darlin'! |
Traineraz
| | Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:01 pm: | |
That's right, for anyone who hasn't bought E68 lately, the gentle scent of the sea has been snatched away from us!
[Handing Head a Hanky]
I tried to recreate it by jamming some jumbo shrimp into the neck of the bottle, but they just climbed out, gave me a very odd look, and wandered off. I think one's climbing up my leg now . . . oh, that's just Head. Not now, honey, I'm typing! [WHACK]
HEY! Watch where yer stickin' that Sir Piss bottle!! |
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