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Who took the EEL out of my Em-EEL???

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Raschied
Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 12:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

saw it in a porn house in Amsterdam once. Scarred me for life.
Vortex
Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 12:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have a German video called "Eels for Pleasure." It's a classic.
Zman7
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I too, like Emile 68, and have ordered two more bottles. But if someone really wants some the Emile that has that unique Em-eel scent, I have a bottle that I'll sell ya.....
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's what I'm sayin' *meeeowwww!!!*
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wet, please.

. . . and who says the guy gettin it lost? Not if it's bein done right!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh... Wet or Vas for you?

BUNS HON!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

We'll flip a coin

HEADS!!!
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

WOOHOO!

Where's da lube? and who's on top tonight, or are we switchin' off?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come on Freakzilla, your
Big Booty Daddy is here!!!!
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

. . . and on a more serious note, Emile arrived only a couple of days after I ordered, unmolested and quite happy. And tasty. I had to wait til today to give Emile a slurp, since I had a big school project due yesterday . . . and after the all-nighters, I didn't think alcohol would be a good idea.

Heck, I fell asleep in the bathroom yesterday WITHOUT alcohol. That's when I knew it was time for a nap. 15 hours, to be precise.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"lock up the sheep and close the
barn door, he ain't just a
fire hazard anymore!!!"
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Can't I just use your manpussy? After all, you let me use it to open beer bottles . . . Talk about the Kung-Fu GRIP!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I tried to recreate it by jamming some..."

Perhaps you should lower your
vagina down onto it... Darlin'!
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 6:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's right, for anyone who hasn't bought E68 lately, the gentle scent of the sea has been snatched away from us!

[Handing Head a Hanky]

I tried to recreate it by jamming some jumbo shrimp into the neck of the bottle, but they just climbed out, gave me a very odd look, and wandered off. I think one's climbing up my leg now . . . oh, that's just Head. Not now, honey, I'm typing! [WHACK]

HEY! Watch where yer stickin' that Sir Piss bottle!!

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