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Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Geography lesson:
Take right hand, palm side towards face, fingers together, thumb relaxed-Lower Penninsula (or penisula if you are brilliant) of Michigan, or Da Mitten.
Take left hand, same set-up, only palm away and rotated 90 degrees to the right. Now, put thumb of left over middle finger of right-Voila! Upper Pennisula combines w/Lower to make the entire state.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Famous American Poster Boy,
I should have known you were up and posting: I had to run to the loo.
But, shit, Michigan Man Handle-
Ha, ha, ha!!!!
You seem "inspired" to brilliance.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's a patented wrasslin' move
I call "the Michigan Man-Handle"

It's a tribute to the way the
lower peninsula reaches toward
the upper penisula...

"penisula" Freudian slip?
nay...
BRILLIANCE!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 4:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Teezy,
Duh!!! That's me in the, er, headlock. Head is the one w/the blood rushing to his head.
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Do you often grab Head by the penis while upside down?

Ras -- Did your friend do why my handy-dandy 1930s cookbook suggests and have two tablespoons of olive oil every 15 minutes for 45 minutes before beginning his drink-fest?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is this gay?
Head and I fight for an Amita after a few healthy BMs.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bustin' a cherry
Kalladmin's steady hand on the Slurpee throttle.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Big BM
Here's the Head and Louchey way to start the day.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

One of the last things I remember were the cute high school girls in the 7-11 where the SLERPIS was borned.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 10:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

HAhahaaha... I forgot all about
those BM's before 10am...

Heehee... BOC!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 10:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

But it's true... the Red Bed!!!
it takes a hardcore
mother fucker to
pour one last drink
on hissef to close
out a night of SLERPIS
over indulgence.



It helps to start the day w/Eye Openers, then move on to Bloody Marys, then beers, then G+Ts.
Then, waking up in/with the Red Bed ain't such a challenge.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 9:36 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sheedy, I must meet this
super human you speak of.
Sounds like his loyalty
to the Red Queen
is strong

But it's true... the Red Bed!!!
it takes a hardcore
mother fucker to
pour one last drink
on hissef to close
out a night of SLERPIS
over indulgence.

Forget the brain freeze
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rash Eyed,
But, the question, as always-
Did he wake up w/Red Bed?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

SERPIS

seems to be the overindulgence of choice. Must be the alluring redness of it.
Raschied
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A buddy of mine brought his bottle of Serpis to "Ultimate shot Fighting night," which is a once-a-year event in these parts. The basic idea is to do rounds of shots until there is only one person standing. There's a lot of talking smack a la WWE leading up to each round. I usually don't participate, but it's a hellava spectator sport.

Anyway, slamming shots of Serpis, he kicked ass, and he finished the bottle. After the last shot, he still wasn't slurring his words! Then, he drank a big glass of water, and the effects of the Serpis hit him hard. he staggered to the sofa and passed out, having claimed the crown of "Ultimate Shot Fighting night."

It probably helps that he's over 300 pounds and built like a truck...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 3:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

$2! If only. I may have to go to Amsterdam just to see my Lushious one in the fleshy flesh.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

...two dollars... American!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That is a mighty fine shot of my nod off w/the Slerpis. I wonder what the cleaning lady thought.

How many Euros would cost me to get my tanned and tawny Lushious to cavort w/Burnt Bread Boy?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Grime Photo 2

WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My precious Lushious!!
Club 17 is the best. Look at her soft womanliness.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And it's GIRL ON GIRL action!!!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Your girl is on Louchious...

Louchious Jackson
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It was cold outside.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

By the way lad, that's a lot o' hootch!!! What was the occasion?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And did you wake up w/Red Bed?
Burnt Turd Boy

Maybe your photographic version of the scene of the grime is better? This one isn't too vivid.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nearly a full bottle of Serpis.
Like 4-5ths of it. Stared at that last
drink in the bottom and said...

NO SERPIS NO!!!!!

Layed in bed dreaming of a
red serpent all morning.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Liver wants to know-
What's the most absinthe you ever sucked back in one "session" as they call it.
My personal best (worst) was .4 liters. Woke up w/the alarm having rung for 10 minutes. I lifted my body off the bed, but my soul continued lying there. Didn't really have a hangover, per se, but I sure as fuck wasn't right the rest of the day.

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